It's My Birthday!

I'm 38 now!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
...
God, I'm lonely...
*starts sobbing in a corner*





[This is obviously meant as a joke. I am having a great time.]
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"Happy birthday to you
you belong to the zoo
with the tigers and lions
and the monkeys like you."
Lol I remember this song from a lot of years ago xd.
 
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feel lonely? call an escort...and have u already hidden all knives and firearms before ur birthday?
 
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38? You're fucking kidding.

I don't try to be mean, i'm really not but i'm actually shell shocked.
 
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