Apple is ran by Satan -says my cousin

I really don't know how to respond to him.

He believes since the apple logo shows an apple bit out of it that Apple is ran by Satan. This was not a joke that he came up with, this is hardcore what he believes in. (Something about Eve biting an apple). Then he goes on about how God is going to come back soon and destroy apple. Then he has bragging rights about reading the bible.

Fuck you mass religion, thanks for making half our society brainless irrattional, illogical animals.

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Zetta_x
astrangeone, he used to be my best friend when I was young. Now his life is so consumed with religion and often feels the need to let others know
 
Janthran
[quote name='Hells Malice' timestamp='1331947480'] It's not run by Satan. Jobs died. [/quote]
Yeah, since Jobs died, Satan had to take over. He can't live with that guy.
 
giavol
Hahaha i have a friend just like that ,sadly he is 30 already .He thinks something that Obama and the price of england the one that got married last year are both Satan and that the cartoon the lion king is satanic
 

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