Blog entries by slimbizzy
so we were chilling with savannah and jazzy and this other guy name jesse today, after school. and savannah ends up to have apparently 'stolen' a girl named rebecca's shoes. so savannah sees her and goes to the back of the school to hide, rebecca comes over and was like, "where's savannah." and...
what if rick and morty like got together and were like fuck it lets go into an empty chocolate milk bottle and lick the inside outer layer thing? so they end up doing it right and then they find out some idiot who actually drank the chocolate decided to put a fucking piece of cookie in it and...
i can't believe i haven't told you guys this story yet, so here goes
the other day, i was hanging out with this kid right and he says he's from texas. he said that he was transferred to canada because he's banned from the state, which i call bullshit on because well you'll see later on...
so i had to blow my nose right, and i seen i already had a 'clean' tissue laying around. i go to use it, and blow my nose right into a metric ton of pizza sauce. at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK then i remembered that i had some pizza on a napkin earlier and it spilt. so i go to leave my room...
went over to jazzies for one last time today, since we go back to school tomorrow. and it was fun, brandon and chris were over too. we ended up going to the mall and stuff, but it was for a reason lol. jazzy had a dentist appointment or some shit and me and chris, brandon wasn't here yet were...
WOO LETS GET IT WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF HIGHVENTURES!!! i am!
anyways, i had to write down todays story while it happened. idk why i told you that, oh well. LISTEN CLOSE CHILD-
so i was vaping so much at jazzies house today, and it looked like a fuckin smoke bomb went off. i pointed...
so i got facebook the other day, and this random person added me. at first i thought it was some indian scammer because of the name, but it turns out it's some 20 year old girl looking for friends. so i start to troll her, and then she's like WANNA SEE MY TITS and i'm like well obviously i wanna...
highventures part 3
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so this one guy came over in the middle of the night, was drunk as hell. asked to stay the night and i was like okay. he can sleep on the floor! but he asks to sleep with me and i just tell him to gtfo. then he runs to the front yard, picks up a bunch of dandelion, hands...
okay so i went to take a nap right, and i left some how it's made on. because i like learning how certain things like yogurt are made. anyways as i fell asleep, i started to dream? i don't know how long i slept for exactly, but that's not important. did you know most dreams last for about 30...
alright who's ready for story time yes you are come here little puppy come sit on my lap and listen to my story. sorry about that, i'm a little out of it some would say.
anyways, i went to jazzie's house again, and then i was like yo i'm gonna bring my pokemon cards. and she was like alright...
okay so i realized i make too many blogs about my high experiences and i should just make a fuckin like blog topic or whatever it's called. anyways, what am i even saying right now. that's going to be the topic today okay, i don't know what am saying. that is the topic ok.
anyways so i was...
went longboarding today, with some friends. anyways we get to the city park right, and we bring out some weed and we smoke right, all fun. i go down this massive hill, ripped a hole in my sweater, and SNAPPED my longboard.
anyways that was a short story, so lemme tell another one.
went to the...
so i went to jazzies house, to smoke some pot. and this other guy tags a long. he looks like a girl but whatever. so he's all cool and stuff, and he blazes too. jazzy had to leave at 5 to get her tits pierced, so i asked the guy if he wanted to hang for a bit because i was ripped(still am, and...
so i went to jazzy's house right, and like we got stoned and what not because fuck it you know ANYWAYS there was the cat and it was like adorable alright i wrote down all the stories as they came.
story one:
first time meeting this guy, he came into the room, saw me, and just like ran right...
so i saw this one guy on the bus today, going home from school.
and he was like, he's the type of guy you know has a 50/50 chance of either being rich and famous, or being a poor hobo. i could tell by his posture... his voice tone, his hair, his coat, etc.
he like, turned around to me on the...
Handsoap,
Hi !
We all know that frequent handwashing is our best defense against the spread of germs.
But that if your hand soap was actually hurting you and not helping? With colder weather rolling in, constant hand-washing moms dry. cracked and sore hands.
This past s.ring, I switched to...
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in...
alright before i get into this blog post i might as well mention it, but i say a lot about a certain topic, which may not be suitable for many people. i'll also say the topic lol: suicide.
no, i'm not sharing an experience where i tried to kill myself, however this is a story where i almost DID...
so i went to go take a shit right, but i didn't have a shirt on(this makes sense later)
when i sat on the toilet, first thing that bothers me is my robe belt dips in the water. bam, sucks. anyways
next up, i reach to grab a shirt from the laundry basket. i grab my favorite shirt because it's...
alright so i made a short movie.
i am extremely proud of it.
imdb 10/10
rotten tomatoes 99%
i actually tried really hard on it.
i want you. yes you. i want you to watch it.
