In this thread we list all the reasons cats are the best pets. I'll go first.
1. They come out of the box poorly preprogrammed. Yeah, they function but they are more cuddly because they are kind of dumb
2. They shit in the toilet, so no need to clean a box
3. They like to kill small pests that may have gotten into your home like rodents and sometimes newborns.
4. For the most part, they never leave you alone and just kinda of really dependent on you, seriously, notice me
5. If you rough one up they may remind your doctor that you might be due for an STI test
1. They come out of the box poorly preprogrammed. Yeah, they function but they are more cuddly because they are kind of dumb
2. They shit in the toilet, so no need to clean a box
3. They like to kill small pests that may have gotten into your home like rodents and sometimes newborns.
4. For the most part, they never leave you alone and just kinda of really dependent on you, seriously, notice me
5. If you rough one up they may remind your doctor that you might be due for an STI test