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  1. Just Joe

    DS #4359: Let's Play Flight Attendant (Europe)

    Well the Let's Play series seemed better designed and thought out than the Imagine... series, not that that really says much. Still, not a game that will ever appeal to the majority on this board. I'm hoping there'll be a "Let Play with Highway Traffic" soon though. Some kind of cross between a...
  2. Just Joe

    Things that you hate about yourself?

    Well, though I am extremely handsome, generous and, if I do say so myself, a undeniable genius, who is adored by millions. A man who women want to love and men dream about being. Someone, who everyone will agree, is so close to perfection that I'm almost considered a higher level on the human...
  3. Just Joe

    DS #4240: Imagine: Wildlife Keeper (Europe)

    Actually, you just described Ubisoft's initial sales pitch for these games. Someone probably said exactly that at a board meeting.
  4. Just Joe

    DS #4116: My Dress-Up (USA)

    Sometimes I'd defend these games, but if I had my way, no one would buy this pitiful putrefying excuse of a game. If companies at least bother to create something reasonable and playable for young kids I can accept and defend that. But this is a poorly implement and quite frankly shallow attempt...
  5. Just Joe

    DS #4103: Imagine: Soccer Captain (USA)

    Well games like this make them money, it's been there "A" titles which have mostly disappointed. Very few pirates are downloading Imagine games, because very few people that these games are targeted to have access to a flash cards, so these games seem to do surprisingly well in sales. I bet if...
  6. Just Joe

    DS #4026: Driver License Trainer EspaÃa (Spain)

    There have been a few of these released already. There was one called Drivers ED Portable USA Edition back at #3279. Don't think there has been one for Canada though, but there was quite a few European versions.
  7. Just Joe

    Is GBAtemp the best site evar?

    Well icanhascheezburger.com has a special place in my heart...
  8. Just Joe

    DS #4020: Ultimate Game Room (USA)

    Unless the revolutionary part is that a little door open at the back of the DS and serves me alcohol and dry-roasted peanuts while I play, I'm out.
  9. Just Joe

    DS #4000: Dreamer Series: Babysitter (USA)

    No it's not. Burnout Legends DS was shit. Deal or No deal was shit. Golden Balls was so far beyond the concept of shit that touched the outer reaches of hell. This is just an average game. I could give this to my 8 year old niece and she'd love it. It's nothing special, but there's nothing...
  10. Just Joe

    DS #4000: Dreamer Series: Babysitter (USA)

    And I'm simply venting my frustration at the fact the the same constant shit is posted time and again when these type of games are released. Every time an Imagine game is posted the "HaHA! What next Imagine Gynaecologist? I'd play that one" posts are dug up again to amuse us once more. I mean no...
  11. Just Joe

    DS #3995: I Love Horses (USA)

    Oddly enough they don't seem to do that well at all really. Games like the Imagine Series sell like hot cakes, but looking at the figures, Horse and Pony games don't seem to that well at all. I suppose it's a limited market for that genre and I have to agree that riding a virtual horse probably...
  12. Just Joe

    DS #4002: Hayarigami 2 DS - Toshi Densetsu Kaii Jiken (Japan)

    Agreed. Kayako rising up under the sheets of Susan's bed in The Grudge is far more disconcerting than Freddy or Jason cutting up another bunch of teenagers.
  13. Just Joe

    DS #4008: Koukou Yakyuudou DS (Japan)

    Yay another Japanese Baseball game that I'm going to have to try, only to be disappointed that I haven't learnt Japanese to get the full experience. I'll then have to return to inferior games from the US that I just don't think would compare to the Japanese games if I could understand them. Then...
  14. Just Joe

    DS #4006: Pengin no Mondai Tenkuu no 7 Senshi (Japan)

    I really like the first one. Unfortunately, like all Japanese games I play, I get tired missing out due to the language barrier or having to piece bits of the text together using online translation resources. Still I had fun so I'm going to give this a run and maybe go back to the first as...
  15. Just Joe

    DS #3991: PDC World Championship Darts (USA)

    Go with Sega Touch Darts again. The only good thing about this PDC one is that you have the real players and that there are tons of different play modes, but unfortunately the controls spoil all that.
  16. Just Joe

    DS #4000: Dreamer Series: Babysitter (USA)

    The PSP isn't marketed to a wide and diverse target group, the DS is. PSP is aimed at 15 - 30 year old males, the DS on the other hand has had a number of advertising campaigns which demonstrates Nintendo's strategy of appealing to both a male and female market starting at early pre-teens all...
  17. Just Joe

    DS #3991: PDC World Championship Darts (USA)

    Why has no one commented on this game yet? Come on people, lets all support a "sport" that fat people can be good at too! Now to anyone that likes to complain about shovelware, this is the game for you. A poorly designed and implemented game with very little positive aspects or depth, that...
  18. Just Joe

    DS #4000: Dreamer Series: Babysitter (USA)

    You say that a "lot of those little girls are very disappointed with these games" but your only example is your niece. The sheer number of these games sold don't reflect that disappointment. The Imagine series is a little gold mine for Ubisoft. If a lot of little girls didn't like them then why...
  19. Just Joe

    DS #3999: Dreamer Series: Pop Star (USA)

    I was thinking KFC.
  20. Just Joe

    DS #4001: Dawn of Discovery (USA)

    Yeah I love this game. As for the #4000 thing, lets be optimists and think of this at #4001 as a good omen. Maybe you can look at this as a good start for the next 1000 releases. For the realists out there... yep it'll be mostly average shovelware.
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