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Chary
Chary
But it was okay, because Morgan had used the Falchion to cut an apple and some firewood, which made things EVEN BETTER.
Scarlet
Scarlet
*chrom walks in* "Morgan what are you doing!? The Falchion is a sacred blade, you shouldn't be wasting it firewood of all things!"
Chary
Chary
But Daaaaad! Look at how perfectly cut it is! Only the holiest of blades for the holiest of firewood!
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Scarlet
Scarlet
"How perfectly cut- MORGAN WE SLAY DRAGONS, NOT TREES"
Chary
Chary
"Okay, but what if I shape the firewood into the face of a dragon?", he pouted. *Wario walks in*
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Scarlet
Scarlet
"Oh sure, and if we fight a plank dragon I'm sure it'll just stay down and act like a piece of wood. And stay out of this you yellow hatted fool." *Chrom raises his sword* "I won't have some criminal from the Halidom of Mushrooms lecture me on parenting!"
Issac
Issac
"Waah! Watch who you call a criminal! I prefer treasure misplacer - and just look at that shiny sword!"
AyanamiRei0
AyanamiRei0
WAAAAAAAAH
Chary
Chary
Morgan looks on, aghast. Sword dad, please don't fight with Mushroom dad!
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Scarlet
Scarlet
*Teeth grit* "Morgan, please leave the room for a moment. We have something to settle 1v1"
Issac
Issac
*Pulls out a motorcycle from pants* "What do you want? Jumping to conclusions?"
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  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    By your powers combined, hmmm where is Epstein?
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Just another shit fps clone
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Thought it was some warzone dlc bs
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Looks like an enhanced Far cry 1
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    That's a far cry from it
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Is it a free to play bs, pay to get any good weapon/gear
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Not free to play but $35
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Inb4 kiiwii gives it a 0/10
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    6/10 rating on steam
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I would like a Predator game "Kill Team" it takes place in the Jungle of the first movie, your team is sent to hunt the predator, using current tech drones and a trained team. Set traps use strategy to hunt and trap or kill the predator.
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Ill stick with my Battlefield. Yea a predator hunting game like that would be cool. Esp if you can be Arnold and say "Get to da choppa"
    +1
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Maybe Arnold could do a cameo voice acting, he is the one briefing you on the mission
    +1
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Honestly surprised they didn't make a tie in game for Predators that movie was awesome
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    I was kinda sad the Yakuza guy died sword fighting a predator lol
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    The Russian guy went out like a boss
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Double claymores to the face definitely kill a predator lol
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    I went today and looked at a motorcycle someone was selling. I get there and the battery on it was dead, so the guy grabbed a battery charger and hooked it up. He plugged it into the wall, and the motorcycle sparked and started smoking. Come to find out the bike uses a 6 volt battery and the guy had the charger set to 12v. I said sorry to the dude and walked away. I felt bad for him tho.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Sounds like it would be an exciting ride....
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Not sure I would want something on fire between my legs
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    He ruined it basically. Sad cause it was a decent old bike. It would take more money to rewire the bike than it was worth tho.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Yeah I'm sure at minimum the starter was fried
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Alternator and battery
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Prob alot of fried parts. It was still smoking when I left.
    Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo: Yikes