the thing.. the voucher was really just... like, several receipts from Walmart stapled together? that had "One Freakin' Dollar, Almost!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!" written across them in blue metallic sharpie? and the sharpie smudged, so I had to call it off
I SWEAR TO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU EAT MY GODDAMN CHEDDAR CHEESE I WILL. EAT.. YOUR... ugh, this is why you only eat gross shit, huh? So I can't get you back like this?
btw i feel this a good time to remind you guys that sea of thieves was made by rare, who also made DKC1-3 and DK64, alongside banjo kazooie and conker's bad fur day