Retroboy,
This is a video game console, and this is an international forum. Not only is your constant hostility unwarranted, but your stories and claims often do not match up with anyone else's personal experience. You've constantly claimed Nintendo is personally responsible for your every issue, and called everyone who countered that blind and brainwashed. I don't know what you expect our responses to be, but they only end up making us not like you and hold littel respect for you. Yes, a few of your claims are reasonable, but many contradict what everyone else's experiences have been with the console. If you only had a couple of those issues then that would be just considered an odd fluke, but the fact that you seem to have every single issue conceivable with the Switch heavily implies either user error or bullshit.
Honestly you come across as fairly techno phobic, as if you're convinced that the console should be reacting in a very specific way and it's Nintendo's personal fault that it does not function the way you think it should. It seems you're whining and complaining as if doing so will change things, as opposed to taking the time to understand the abilities and limits of the Switch and it's tech. I suspect several of your issues could be resolved by taking better care of the console; such as putting the Joy-cons away when not in use, keeping dirt and grime away from it, making sure that there are no dense obstacles between your controllers and the console, using a surge protector if your home electricity is erratic, and calling Nintendo's tech support hotline directly using the phone number printed on the manual. Reading the manual front to back may help too.
something people miss is that opinions blah blah, i post a problem as advice or even comment to a topic then comes the fanboys to defend.
if they didnt quote with how they insist i am wrong, thus voiding opinions, then i wouldnt be quoting back.
end of the day nint4endo fans have always been the same and its amusing.
i simply copy pasted here now my email off nintendo, just to counter that fan who insisted it was all made up.
nintendo are far from the company i used to love MANY years ago.
i am just glad i never paid for this, if it wasnt a gift i would have never purchased it for this exact reasons that its having now.
you all may love playing old ports and shovelware indy games and the same nintendo titles.... good for you.
i want (like others) something new, the option to play the new titles third parties are releasing.
you can find a good 80-90% of third party titles the other systems get, never come to nintendo.
so its ok to have old ports because of its portability.
but its not ok to have the option to play the new AAA third party titles because its on other systems.....
recall when i say nintendo fans contradict all the time to defend nintendo?
well, using the portability logic for the old third party titles..... where is it when it comes to new titles?
FLAWED... PROOF that nintendo fans will instantly deny anything negative.
but to put it back to the topic, to the guy wanting the switch, just be warned that its a cheap over priced system with flaws and lacking support.
and you may say its only a few months old, look back at nintendo since the N64, its support has gotten worse and worse.
I am talking from past experiences here, if they offered what i want then i wouldnt be saying the crap i do now.
end of the day, to dislike something there has to be reasons.... this just makes it worse that nintendo refuse to repair their cheap shite joycons.