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    Perpare yourself...

    THIS IS PRETTY BONDAGE
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    I just realised

    Ultimate Muscle Roller is actually symbolistic of love and marriage The video starts off, as you start off your relationship, you are both working together towards happiness, and striving for it, and just when it seems reachable, your problems make themselves more difficult and you're given a...
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    HOTEL MACDETH!

    SURE IS NICE OF MACDETH TO INVITE US OVER TO THE CASTLE FOR A PICNIC, EH, DONALIGI? I HOPE HE MADE LOTS OF HAGGIS...ETTI! DONALIGI! LOOK! IT'S FROM TROUSER! DEAR PESKY THANES! THE MACDETHALINGS AND I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE SCOTLAND KINDGDOM! THE KING IS NOW A PERMANENT GUEST AT ONE OF MY...
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    The president's inaugeration

    Bah, I don't need your advice, pops!
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    The president's inaugeration

    *sniff* So moving...
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    Do NOT reply to this thread!

    Aye aye, you can count on me.
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    He's in my living room!

    What makes you think this account is new?
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    He's in my living room!

    I am utterly terrified right now...
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    WHEN WILL YOU SHEEPLE LEARN?!

    AAAAAAAAAGHH! IT'S GOT ME! GEDDIT OFF GEDDIT OOOOFFF!! WHERE'S MY GOD TO SAVE ME IN HIS MAGICAL SLEIGH?!
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    WHEN WILL YOU SHEEPLE LEARN?!

    You sheep and your monochrome blank stares, you're ignoring the issue at hand. Wait a minute, you're all spies for Swine Flu, aren't you?! AAAAAGH! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
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    The 'Phobia' game

    CannonFoddrphobia - Fear of CannonFoddr. Oh God... He's in the same thread as me... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!
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    WHEN WILL YOU SHEEPLE LEARN?!

    Michael Jackson didn't die, he was murdered! BY SWINE FLU! Yes, it's true, the innocent rosey cheeked epidemic you all know and love is nothing but a soulless killing machine bent on world domination. "But that is preposterous! Why would Swine Flu kill Michael Jackson for World Domination?"...
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    I'm baaaaaaack.

    Apparently, God was horrified with the crap I was putting on the internet, so he sent four of his drinking buddies and they used up all my bandwidth (Those bastards), anywho, after that, my computer got some mean insults from God's drinking buddies, and committed suicide, so I had to get a new...
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    How do u become guyto ban people??

    My idea's more romantic.
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    How do u become guyto ban people??

    I can't ban anyone if I'm with him!
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