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Soooooo.... I have 2000 posts. In celebration, I will give any temper a free beer; as long as they can pick it up from me in Melbourne within the next 30 minutes. Huzzah!
Uuuhhh... I got no sleep last night. I am jetlagged... I came back from Manchester, UK, earlier this week, and for the life of me, I can't adjust! There is 10 hours difference between there and where I am now, and my sleep patterns are all screwed up. Maaaan... I hate jetlag. :angry2...
So, I now sell my time/labour for money, all day every day, or rather, 9-5. They great thing is that I can listen to lectures about Marxism while I do it, so I can fully revel in my slavery to capitalism. Anyhoo... rent doesn't pay itself.
So, I gave up beer (deja vu), cold turkey.... and now my brain feels tippity top! I can recommend cold turky to y'all folks out there... Switch to herbal tea instead. I mean, my brain was pretty vague.. but then again, it could have been the flu-virus-thing I have had for the last month or so...
I have a horrible cold, a sore throat, I am coughing like an old lawnmower, my head is stuffed like a bucket of cold soup, and on top of this all, today my eye started oozing pus and is now all red and itchy.
Living down under, in the antipodes, a post count of 999 is equivalent to an inverted 666... and thus, I now have the post count of the devil... Tremble in front of your laptops ye who behold this perversion of nature. hjksgdkjhgawkjgdjkwajhegdha *froths at mouth* lkqhgwdfkgeawlfgalg...
Well, that's all I have to say.... :mellow:
So, I've written 3,000 words of a paper... I've been going full bore for over a week, and am already one week over the deadline, and am nearly done -- Just one problem, I can't look at the damn thing anymore... *arghhh* I really should hand it in tonight... But... my head hurts.... :hateit:
:moogle: me's got 800 posts..... ah... if only I had this sort of focus when it comes to things I actually had to do.... *cough* uni work *cough*
So then, let's see if I have any friends here... Who wants to be my friend! :creep: And, let me not forget to add... FRIENDS ONLY... the rest of you can **** off... Muhahahahaha

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