The idea for this entry is the result of PM discussion with @Nikokaro as well as some posts on his profile. Despite I absolutely love the Mother series for the unique style of humor and story telling, Paula is not a fitting avatar for me. She represents too much of the cliché female attributes. As if LittleSinchen would ever run around wearing a pink dress…
I switched to Kumatora. This fictional character has surprisingly many things in common with me. She could be the perfect choice of a more tomboyish avatar. Alas, Niko wasn’t satisfied and chose to present me an aggressively flickering animation tagging me in the profile post linked above. The picture lasted less than a second, until uBlock came to my rescue to save me from going blind and/or insane.
For incomprehensible reasons he advised me to use “Arale” as profile picture… while – at first – refusing to explain that word. I chose to interpret it as plural form of “Aral” petrol stations answering the lack of explanation. Consequently I switched my avatar to the gas pump from Mother 2. But… that thing is ugly.
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Yes, now we have reached the actual topic of this entry:
I thought I might find some nice tomboy avatar by using image search, but this just brought a ton of pictures from the French (2011) movie with the title Tomboy. And it brought this cursed link:
https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-Tomboy
How to Stop Being a Tomboy!?
One of the most painful things I’ve ever read! It made me cringe so much! *Crying in agony* Okay, the last one is exaggerated.
Just a few parts with my comments:
What does this have to do with being a tomboy or not anyway?
And then you'll stop embracing what you don't know.
I switched to Kumatora. This fictional character has surprisingly many things in common with me. She could be the perfect choice of a more tomboyish avatar. Alas, Niko wasn’t satisfied and chose to present me an aggressively flickering animation tagging me in the profile post linked above. The picture lasted less than a second, until uBlock came to my rescue to save me from going blind and/or insane.
For incomprehensible reasons he advised me to use “Arale” as profile picture… while – at first – refusing to explain that word. I chose to interpret it as plural form of “Aral” petrol stations answering the lack of explanation. Consequently I switched my avatar to the gas pump from Mother 2. But… that thing is ugly.
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Yes, now we have reached the actual topic of this entry:
I thought I might find some nice tomboy avatar by using image search, but this just brought a ton of pictures from the French (2011) movie with the title Tomboy. And it brought this cursed link:
https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-Tomboy
How to Stop Being a Tomboy!?
One of the most painful things I’ve ever read! It made me cringe so much! *Crying in agony* Okay, the last one is exaggerated.
Just a few parts with my comments:
I always wanted to pay much money on poisonous substances I can put on my face. Slimy goop on the skin. Dreamy!
Ballast on the head. Dead weight to carry around. Sounds great.
I have to paint a lot of walls, floors and ceilings already.
Where do I put all my stuff then? The laptop surely won’t fit into a purse.
Okay, this gets really misogynous! Apparently – at least according to the wikihow author – a female attribute is reading superficial nonsense and gossip. That is offending!
Now we are going misandry instead of misogyny? Associating “inappropriate traits” with males? Well, farting around in public (or in small rooms like an elevator) is surely inappropriate to say the least. But generally suppressing body functions for prolonged period of time is not a good idea either. I mean: If you have to fart, you have to.
What does this have to do with being a tomboy or not anyway?
Do you know where the high voltage parts inside a CRT TV are? No? Open an old CRT based TV or monitor and just embrace what you don’t know. You will get to know very soon!
And then you'll stop embracing what you don't know.
I tried Dance Dance Revolution once. The whole furniture was wobbling when I jumped around like mad on that dance mat, since the floors/ceilings of the old house aren’t made from reinforced concrete. The main load lies on wood/timber. Jumping around as if I wanted to stomp 1000 tarantulas is not a bright idea (and not very feminine either)
No. Just… no.