Alan Wake 2 Cheats for handheld?

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I got this for Xmas, and cheats were working, but I updated the game and now they don't work. I demand cheat coders make cheats for me right now!
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"Handheld" is where you're going wrong, you're not supposed to hold it with your hands, you're supposed to clench it with your butt cheeks.

Then fart for cheats.
 
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Nice handheld for unborn babies to play inside the womb, understandable as they must be very bored with nothing to do, how thoughtful of them to make one for them.. this device is indeed one of its kind i say :mellow:
 
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