Random niche information that I couldn't find elsewhere:
replacement original Switch JoyCon Rail screws do indeed fit the lower two screw holes on each of the Switch OLED JoyCon rails, if you happen to need replacements for those exact screws.
A old man goes to doctor and says "Doctor I take a shit every morning around 9am." Doctor says "That's good and healthy." Old man says "But I don't wake up till 10am."
Man and wife get in bed together. Man rubs on wife wanting some and wife says, " I can't tonight, I have a gynecologist appointment in the morning." After a few minutes, man starts rubbing on her again. She says "Didn't you here me? Stop." He says "What, do you have a dentist appointment too?"