morning_glory

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  • CoolMe
    Morning wood moment :creep:
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    How's being an early bird something to be embarrassed about? I too prefer to wake up early, not too early though.
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    Also, this is not a forum thread, this is your profile posts section, you can access it by clicking on your profile. You can post anything you like here, you can also post in other people's profile posts too..
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    Not clear why I was never notified of any posts here (?). Just feel you guys thought I was being a snob.

    Morning glory was an innocent title. But, just after I registered, I realized the conflict of interest.
    To hell with it - I kept it. I now wonder how many people think that I'm bragging about my wake-up erections ;)
    Just wish my wife would make use of it :(
    She's not a morning person in any means :(
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