DAEMON Tools (short for Disk And Execution Monitor tools) is a virtual drive and optical disc authoring program for Microsoft Windows.
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Psionic Roshambo:
So two cannibals where eating a clown and one says to the other. Hey does this taste funny to you?+2 -
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Psionic Roshambo:
Did you hear about the police car that someone stole the wheels off of? The police are working tirelessly to find the thieves.+2
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K3Nv2:
A firefighter got arrested for assault his main claim was what I was told he was on fire+2 -
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Psionic Roshambo:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice!
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BigOnYa:
What's the difference between an airplane, and Ken's mom? Not everyone has been in an airplane. -
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BakerMan:
how do i know? you're a guy, and he wants to bone every guy on this site (maybe, idk)+1 -
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