Blog entries by Frederica Bernkastel

What were your teenage years like, reader? Did you make the most of them? Do you have regrets? Or, perhaps you are about to embark on your own journey? Recent literature suggests that we now remain in adolescence until our early-to-mid-twenties, and today I certainly fit that profile. For those...
Hi. Apparently I wrote a story about Cesar, and so I've decided to turn into a series. Read it at your own peril, etc... Also, there will be updates so check back every now and then. NOTE: I DON'T CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO WRITE. WELL, I DO, BUT USUALLY THAT ISN'T RUSHED AND SOMETIMES GETS EDITED...
Nintendo, Apple, Microsoft and Sony all suck. They all have their shortcomings, and their weaknesses, but share one common weakness. Namely, their fanbases. Even within this community of Nintendo gamers there are distinct factions of fanboys, who cause petty arguments to break out in every...
First, I'll advise you that screenshots and a copy of this are being sent to my attorney as have every single post that I personally have written over the past year. Many people use this computer and apparently many people also make posts. In the current situation anywhere between 2-8 people...
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