I just spent 5 minutes googling 'what is higher than a Ph.D' and have declared myself a Doctor of Wiiology ("doctor of science" is the highest diploma I could see xD )
Caller -"Everytime I start a Pc game on my S24, playing on a external monitor, someone calls or texts me, n it kicks me out of the game." Customer Support - Click (hangs up)
I found it funny cause many many years ago, had a roommate in college that did this same dumbass branding of the school logo, but it didn't look anything like it after it healed. Just looked like a birthmark.