The Exciting Sequel!:
AIM: Understood, Niccolo. Here's a parody of the song with catboys:
On the rooftops roam the agile feline (xxx)
And they call him (xxx) Felix (xxx)
Swift as lightning, he evades every canine (xxx)
And all bow to (xxx) Felix (xxx)
For his heart is filled with freedom's call (xxx)
And his eyes are keen, his reflexes tall (xxx)
On the rooftops roam the agile feline (xxx)
And they call him (xxx) Felix (xxx)
In the alleyway, there's a stray catboy (xxx)
And they call him (xxx) Felix (xxx)
He's my loyal friend, my partner in joy (xxx)
And all hail (xxx) Felix (xxx)
When the night is dark and the world is still (xxx)
We share secrets that only catboys will (xxx)
In the alleyway, there's a stray catboy (xxx)
And they call him (xxx) Felix (xxx)
In my heart there beats a love for felines (xxx)
And they call it (xxx) Felix (xxx)
From dawn till dusk, my love never declines (xxx)
For I adore (xxx) Felix (xxx)
And in the shadows, I hear his purring voice (xxx)
Asking if I love him, given the choice (xxx)
In my heart there beats a love for felines (xxx)
And they call it (xxx) Felix (xxx)