Game Ruin a first date with 1 cringe/meme/silly line

[StrayGuitarist]

"wanna see my beyblades?"

 

[Veho]

"wanna see my beyblades?"

 

[StrayGuitarist]

"If I could buy you for a dollar, I'd buy you for a dollar."

 

[SunsetFelid]

“so do you have any [sexual] preferences? None? So you’re like, a fleshlight.”
”uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Right. So hey outta the blue— want a massage?”
”you WILL show up at 7 and I WILL open the door for you and pull out your seat and YOU WILL SIT DOWN.”

 

[SunsetFelid]

Demise Devolos.

 

[Noctosphere]

Hi
Sorry but before we start our date, ineed to go toilet. I ate mexican food earlier and i'm about shit fire... Literally...
Brb kk?
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Ah... I'm fine no-...?
Barman? Have you seen the girl i was with when i came in?

 

[BoiGamer225]

What's your favorite anime?

 

[Anxiety_timmy]

You know she still loves you right?

 

[CoolMe]

What's your favorite anime?

Or vice versa, when she asks you what's your fav anime, and you'll be like: uh, you mean cartoon?

 

[BoiGamer225]

Or vice versa, when she asks you what's your fav anime, and you'll be like: uh, you mean cartoon?

You'll never hear me call an Anime a mere "Cartoon" (jk)

In all seriousness, if she isn't familiar with anime, I will make it my MISSION to fix this issue. I'd ask what her favorite genre of shows/movies are an then we'll go from there lol

 

[WeedZ]

Her "so you want to come over tonight?"

Me "Can I bring my ps3?"

Her "nvm"

True story..

 

[SylverReZ]

Her "so you want to come over tonight?"

Me "Can I bring my ps3?"

Her "nvm"

True story..

*brings over my PS6"*

 

[Noctosphere]

Man : i brought handcuff for when we will make love tonight
Girl : i'm not having sex on the first date
Man : that's my point

 

[WeedZ]

*brings over my PS6"*

Bitches love ps6

 

[SylverReZ]

Bitches love ps6

Idk, you got one?

 

[WiiMiiSwitch]

So I like to watch My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

 

[Noctosphere]

"hello... Recognize me?
You should, i'm everywhere on the internet...
You never ever saw my face? Thats not surprising but if i show you this picture you'll recognize me

Spoiler

yes it's me, the master of Zelda! ... Where are you going? ... Oh you're comingn back, thanks god, i though you were one of the very few people who hate me.... Wait, why did you bring this seringe with "curare" written on it, this artificial breather, this scalpel and why are injecting me this while i'm...............

 

[SylverReZ]

So I like to watch My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

No wonder you've turned into a furry. They must've put you into a hypnotic state that you cannot get out of.

 

[BigOnYa]

Q. Would you rather...

 

[BoiGamer225]

No wonder you've turned into a furry. They must've put you into a hypnotic state that you cannot get out of.

Ngl, MLP was so fun to watch as a kid lol

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