
I have too many drunk stories and I don’t drink that much anymore but these are my favorite:
1:
Me and a buddy, 2 guitars, banana juice and 2 bottles of vodka. We walked to the nearby village and chilled in a field. We drank the whole bottles and we lost our consciousness in the middle of nowhere. Next thing I remember is an old guy waking me up, saying „you’re reminding me of my son“ and us walking back home to my buddy. We also bought cigarettes when we got home but I think I forgot to take them out the Automat lol.
2:that one is disgusting, be warned lol. Stole a construction site light, took it to my friends apartment and got paranoid because I thought these things have GPS and they are gonna bust us for stealing a light. So what did I do? Walked to the next playground, dug a hole like a dog (yes, seriously) put the thing in there, pissed on it and buried it. That also wasn’t the last time I stole a construction site light


