Misc Welcome to America

[CompSciOrBust]

Welcome to America, we're the greatest country on earth. Would you like to know our secret? To help our 37.25 million citizens living below the poverty line we tax them and spend their money on public goods such as illegally extraditing Canadian citizens from the Dominican Republic because they hacked a Japanese game console. If that's not something to be proud of then I don't know what is.

 

[JuanMena]

Oh my gosh you're so right.
Please share your wisdom with us.

 

[CompSciOrBust]

Oh my gosh you're so right.
Please share your wisdom with us.

If I was American I would be pissed that I was paying for this. Why isn't Japan? Or Canada? Both are first world countries with law enforcement agencies. Let them deal with it instead of having America get involved in other people's stuff again.

 

[JuanMena]

If I was American I would be pissed that I was paying for this. Why isn't Japan? Or Canada? Both are first world countries with law enforcement agencies. Let them deal with it instead of having America get involved in other people's stuff again.

👏👏👏
My turn! My turn!

If vampires weren't christians, they wouldn't be afraid of a crucifix.

 

[CompSciOrBust]

👏👏👏
My turn! My turn!

If vampires weren't christians, they wouldn't be afraid of a crucifix.

Vampires shouldn't be afraid of Christian symbols anyway. They should be afraid of the feds turning their country in to a socialist hell hole where they pay to solve problems for other countries.

 

[JuanMena]

Vampires shouldn't be afraid of Christian symbols anyway. They should be afraid of the feds turning their country in to a socialist hell hole where they pay to solve problems for other countries.

You know what else is an issue?

If moon reflects sunlight, how come Vampires are fine with moonlight? 🤔

 

[CompSciOrBust]

You know what else is an issue?

If moon reflects sunlight, how come Vampires are fine with moonlight? 🤔

Because it's a hologram

 

[JuanMena]

Because it's a hologram

Are you talking about the Blue Beam Project?

Who's gonna be used as Vampire's God?
Jesus Christ for the whole Crucifix thing?

 

[Vila_]

Are you guys speaking in code or something? I haven't understood a single thing from this conversation...

 

[JuanMena]

I'm not having nor making an effort to hold a conversation.
I'm questioning inconsistencies in the Vampire mythology.

 

[SG854]

Are you guys speaking in code or something? I haven't understood a single thing from this conversation...

That's EOF for ya

 

[slaphappygamer]

Welcome to America, we're the greatest country on earth. Would you like to know our secret? To help our 37.25 million citizens living below the poverty line we tax them and spend their money on public goods such as illegally extraditing Canadian citizens from the Dominican Republic because they hacked a Japanese game console. If that's not something to be proud of then I don't know what is.

Is that you, SoujaBoy?