….imagine……….you are a cat. racing throughout the entire house. you find a hair tie and toss it every which way. up the hardwood covered hall, across the room, out the room, and back down the hall. pushing the hair tie towards the closed door of a room. the hair tie slides under the door and you bang on the door and slide your ninja paws under in hope of retrieving the hair tie. only to have another cat swipe at your paw. the sweet bejesus scared out of you, expanding your fur to twice its thickness. the cat on the other side now has this crazy bendy circle thing. you jet back down the hall and in the room where you can safely reflect on what the fuck just happened in your gorgeously tall cat tree, you know, the one with your shed fur perfectly matted in the corners like the nest of a bird, that one. you eventually calm the fuck down and fall asleep………………………………………………………………….you wake up 700 years later. you find a hair tie and toss it every which way. up the hardwood covered hall…………………………