The SEGA Genesis: From Speedster Fire to Dumpster Fire

CupheadtheCritic

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In 1989, SEGA and Nintendo became rivals when the SEGA Genesis released. At first, it was pretty fuckin' OK. With blast processing (which means you're processing a fart nowadays) and some good games, it was unstoppable. That is, up until 1994 when the PlayStation released and kicked its ass. SEGA released the SEGA CD in response, only for that to backfire because they killed FMV with that thing. When they released the 32x, they knew they fucked up. Every game on it sucked, the advertising sucked dick (literally), and it was too bloody anticipated. Quite literally no one bought it at launch. In 1996, however, SEGA JP came up with the stupidest idea ever. To put the Genesis down, even though it had some life left in it. I mean, at this point it was plagued with shovelware so I'm not surprised anymore. Of course SEGA was gonna put it down after it became the skid marks of what it once was, soooo...
 
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    1H left, such a slow week.
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    Okay, I had spaghetti :P
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    spaget
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    Damn, I'm loving the new zelda.
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    yo
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    loving the new zelda, i started a game, it was so fucking good, so i
    am waiting on my friend to get home so we can start a new one together
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    I just dislike that they don't let me choose the voices before the game starts. Happened with botw as well, had to change to japanese and restart.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    But the important question is can you choose gender
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Same way you can choose Gerald's gender.
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    *Geralt, damn autocorrect.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    But can he be trans? Lol
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    Zelda transforms into link
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    Link I'm not the princess your looking for.... *Pulls a crying game*
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    *skirt up* it's exactly what I always wanted
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Just scanned all my zelda amiibos, took a while but didn't get anything that cool, did get the lon lon ranch hylian fabrics though.
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    It was pretty funny when I scanned wolf link and got a shit load of meat.
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    @Skelletonike, btw I ran that custom for mgs4 on the deck I'm amazed it got that far in game
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