Translation The Many Adventures TomRannd

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Anyone get the feeling that TomRannd is making up his stories?


"Deadass I saw a Grandma do a back flip off a two story building and landed on a trampoline. We were partying all night and got that grandma drunk. We didn't have any beer bong funnel so we used a used car oil funnel.

No lie that Grandma is my friends moms mom. She fractured a few bones and we drove her to the hospital while we were drunk. Good thing cops weren't around deadass."
 
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Anyone get the feeling that TomRannd is making up his stories?


"Deadass I saw a Grandma do a back flip off a two story building and landed on a trampoline. We were partying all night and got that grandma drunk. We didn't have any beer bong funnel so we used a used car oil funnel.

No lie that Grandma is my friends moms mom. She fractured a few bones and we drove her to the hospital while we were drunk. Good thing cops weren't around deadass."
Not one of his stories is believable. There is more chance of @WiiMiiSwitch becoming an international rap star than there is of these stories being real.
 
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some of them happen, some don't. most of my stories happen, but not to the extend of which you read them at. lots of my stories are written after i get high, so yes that doesn't help the case but yeah. i like to overexaggerate a lot, because it's usually funny if done right.

for example. if i see a place in the story where it's very... dry... i start to add in other parts that seem believable enough to... yeah idk.

keep in mind, my goal isn't to brag, flex, or rub my life in your face. i find these sort of events could happen to anyone, but probably wont. i write and post on gbatemp because it's a safe place for me to share my wacky works of words and have people enjoy them.

my goal's to make you laugh, smile, think different.

this is a very complicated question for me, and if i could answer it by telling you "some are real some are fake" then i would.

some are real some are fake. but the goal isn't for me to gain popularity, my goal's to make people laugh and brighten days. maybe even start some conversation in the comments section! (which has happened a few times lately and i love it)
 
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some of them happen, some don't. most of my stories happen, but not to the extend of which you read them at. lots of my stories are written after i get high, so yes that doesn't help the case but yeah. i like to overexaggerate a lot, because it's usually funny if done right.

for example. if i see a place in the story where it's very... dry... i start to add in other parts that seem believable enough to... yeah idk.

keep in mind, my goal isn't to brag, flex, or rub my life in your face. i find value and these sort of events cold happen to anyone. i write and post on gbatemp because it's a safe place for me to share my wacky works of words and have people enjoy them.

my goal's to make you laugh, smile, think different.

this is a very complicated question for me, and if i could answer it by telling you "some are real some are fake" then i would.

some are real some are fake. but the goal isn't for me to gain popularity, my goal's to make people laugh and brighten days. maybe even start some conversation in the comments section! (which has happened a few times lately and i love it)
I have a confession to make. I too have a fake story.
The pope incident never happened. Sad I know deadass.
 
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