“so do you have any [sexual] preferences? None? So you’re like, a fleshlight.”
”uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Right. So hey outta the blue— want a massage?”
”you WILL show up at 7 and I WILL open the door for you and pull out your seat and YOU WILL SIT DOWN.”
”uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Right. So hey outta the blue— want a massage?”
”you WILL show up at 7 and I WILL open the door for you and pull out your seat and YOU WILL SIT DOWN.”
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Sorry but before we start our date, ineed to go toilet. I ate mexican food earlier and i'm about shit fire... Literally...
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Barman? Have you seen the girl i was with when i came in?
Sorry but before we start our date, ineed to go toilet. I ate mexican food earlier and i'm about shit fire... Literally...
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Ah... I'm fine no-...?
Barman? Have you seen the girl i was with when i came in?
Or vice versa, when she asks you what's your fav anime, and you'll be like: uh, you mean cartoon?
You'll never hear me call an Anime a mere "Cartoon" (jk)
In all seriousness, if she isn't familiar with anime, I will make it my MISSION to fix this issue. I'd ask what her favorite genre of shows/movies are an then we'll go from there lol
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Her "so you want to come over tonight?"
Me "Can I bring my ps3?"
Her "nvm"
True story..
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"hello... Recognize me?
You should, i'm everywhere on the internet...
You never ever saw my face? Thats not surprising but if i show you this picture you'll recognize me
yes it's me, the master of Zelda! ... Where are you going? ... Oh you're comingn back, thanks god, i though you were one of the very few people who hate me.... Wait, why did you bring this seringe with "curare" written on it, this artificial breather, this scalpel and why are injecting me this while i'm...............
You should, i'm everywhere on the internet...
You never ever saw my face? Thats not surprising but if i show you this picture you'll recognize me
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No wonder you've turned into a furry. They must've put you into a hypnotic state that you cannot get out of.
Ngl, MLP was so fun to watch as a kid lol
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Just scanned all my zelda amiibos, took a while but didn't get anything that cool, did get the lon lon ranch hylian fabrics though.
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