Here's some pokemon related jokes i've thought of recently while playing pokemon rom haks like dark violet/rocket edition for the last week/s or so.
not sure if they are any good or not, but here goes! :
1) Why did Ash wake up late to prof oak's lab?
- because his pokeball's broke!
2) Misty's Bike broke, why can't she just buy a new one?
- Cause she doesn't have a "Bike Voucher"!
3) Why does Mewoyth speak human language?
- so he can do stand up comedy! hehe!
4) why does brock love nurses/officer's jenny/joys so much?
- cause he wants the "growlethe/chansey" that they have which he cannot have!
5) why did prof ivy reject brock in Orange islands arc?
- cause his onix wasn't hard enogh! haha.
6) why does gary hate ash so much?
- cause he remesbles Red from the manga, and gary is blue. (well not really?)
7) why doesn't ash have a father?
- just ask cartman's mom!
8) why does ash believe he'll became a pokemon master (catch all the pokemon), every one of them?
- cause he has animsia/brain damage from spiirorw's attack in Ep 1.
9) why does ash get drunk in the power of one movie?
- cause he relased that he 'cannot truly "Catch em all" !!!'
10) why did oak leave pokemon battling for good?
-cause he wanted to hide from giovvani
11) why is jessie/james/meywoth a team rocket tro?
- cause cassidy/butch are a duo!
12) why do may/dawn take on more contests than battles/bages?
-cause they can't win any of them.
13) why doesn't jessie have a/any boyfriend ever?
- cause she is part of team rocket!
14) why does james refuse to marry that girl from ep holy materimony?
-cause he wants jessie instead.
15) do gay pokemon exist?
- maybe? idk
not sure if they are any good or not, but here goes! :
1) Why did Ash wake up late to prof oak's lab?
- because his pokeball's broke!
2) Misty's Bike broke, why can't she just buy a new one?
- Cause she doesn't have a "Bike Voucher"!
3) Why does Mewoyth speak human language?
- so he can do stand up comedy! hehe!
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4) why does brock love nurses/officer's jenny/joys so much?
- cause he wants the "growlethe/chansey" that they have which he cannot have!
5) why did prof ivy reject brock in Orange islands arc?
- cause his onix wasn't hard enogh! haha.
6) why does gary hate ash so much?
- cause he remesbles Red from the manga, and gary is blue. (well not really?)
7) why doesn't ash have a father?
- just ask cartman's mom!
8) why does ash believe he'll became a pokemon master (catch all the pokemon), every one of them?
- cause he has animsia/brain damage from spiirorw's attack in Ep 1.
9) why does ash get drunk in the power of one movie?
- cause he relased that he 'cannot truly "Catch em all" !!!'
10) why did oak leave pokemon battling for good?
-cause he wanted to hide from giovvani
11) why is jessie/james/meywoth a team rocket tro?
- cause cassidy/butch are a duo!
12) why do may/dawn take on more contests than battles/bages?
-cause they can't win any of them.
13) why doesn't jessie have a/any boyfriend ever?
- cause she is part of team rocket!
14) why does james refuse to marry that girl from ep holy materimony?
-cause he wants jessie instead.
15) do gay pokemon exist?
- maybe? idk
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