New UK Prime Minister. 2022 edition. Liz Truss, conservative.

[SScorpio]

Yawn. You give off the energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral. Your NPC brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides.

I take it back. If you are giving up already your Olympic performance would start off strong, but a quarter of the way through the routine you'd have a massive failure which would cause the music to be immediately replaced with:

 

[Dark_Ansem]

*poorly coded NPC reaction with stock SFX*

Sure, sure, whatever your stock grunts mean! *pat pat* *washes hands*

 

[Dark_Ansem]

*more NPC copiumthink plus

Spoiler: incitement to suicide

If you were really concerned I'd recommend acetone and an open flame. But that would probably lead to a repeat of the summer of 2020 and half a city being burned down. Your kind can't constrain yourselves and fire.

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I'm sorry, did your NPC programming just say I'd kill myself by setting myself on fire? That's a fate only for NPCs, kinda like plummeting to the ground from fatal height. I guess your mother, whoever she is considering you're matris ignotae, never taught you that.

Setting people on fire would probably be the closest you could ever get to "burn" another

 

[SScorpio]

I'm sorry, did your NPC programming just say I'd kill myself by setting myself on fire? That's a fate only for NPCs, kinda like plummeting to the ground from fatal height. I guess your mother, whoever she is considering you're matris ignotae, never taught you that.

Setting people on fire would probably be the closest you could ever get to "burn" another

No, just that we'd end up with yet another firey but peaceful protest destroying a lot of private property.

You may want to take some reading compression classes, you appear to have a very bad habit of adding in things to what you're reading. Or is it just data from your chip again? Did you get the patch for it yet? You'll need that update to help you spin a gay nudist from Berkley being a MAGA agent attempting to assassinate Paul Pelosi in the middle of the night. And not him fighting off Paul rather than being Ed Bucked.

 

[Dark_Ansem]

*embarrassing NPC speech backtracking*

Nice try, I guess your programming features a "lame excuses" protocol to kick in whenever you're called out.

Also, I think your reading chip is malfunctioning as I added *nothing* to your own words, you're digging your NPC grave in earnest by yourself. So yeah, I think you need to call the wambulance as your minor-NPC senility is showing, and a couple more glitches will mean you get deleted from the executable.

 

[SScorpio]

90s era modem mating ritual sounds.

Wow, it's freeing to just ignore everything and live in your own fantasy land. I'll have to do some further release on the hammer Paul Pelosi had. I only want the very best to brain myself with, so I can lower myself to your level.

 

[linuxares]

As normal, people just keep attacking each other so I will just close this thread. She isn't even PM any longer anyway