Number of relationships: More than you of course 😎
Ones who got away: 0! (man, this biometric lock I've installed in my basement door works quite well)
Number of jobs: 5 (gotta piss off as many coworkers as possible)
Bones broken: the amount of bones in an arm and a leg (screw these jedis)
Times arrested: 58 (i'm currently searched by the police for the 59th time)
Pets had: a herd of pitbulls (in case the biometric lock doesn't work anymore)
Countries visited: 5
Video games completed: 20 (that's only counting the combined amount of times I've beaten the Metroid Prime Trilogy, S3&K and Pokemon Emerald)
Horses ridden: a few
Apples and bananas eaten: ∞ + 1