Hardware Are you a boob man, leg man or ass man?

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yeah, a proctologist is an ass doctor. I remember watching "whose line is it anyway," and they were doing one of those games where they're trying to sell a shitty record collection, and Colon said, "we'll be back to our documentary, proctologists in love, somebody up there likes me, in a moment." I burst out laughing at that one.
 

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If we are talking chicken then chicken thighs are delicious and best choice for most dishes. Breast is fairly boring unless you spice it and can't say I have ever sat and contemplated chicken ring as a food, not to mention usually just part of giblets to make gravy with or gone as part of butchering.

If we are talking real life women... I have no idea what the current obsession with arses is, likewise the thigh gap does nothing for me. Tits are tits as well and can't say I have ever been excited to see them either or particularly drawn to them as an aspect, to say nothing of giant ones seemingly causing their owners serious backache in all the things I have ever seen or read about which is no good if we are hiding out in the woods.
... better pick a song to wind up Mr Banana
 
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Well early Christmas present for the assman

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