Review cover Elite Beat Agents (Only Impressions) (Retro)
User Review

Product Information:

  • Publisher: Nintendo

Game Features:

Single player
Local Multiplayer
Online Multiplayer
Co-operative
Elite Beat Agents is a rhythm game by Nintendo.
This game looks good on the surface and it's ok for the first episode but many MANY of the episodes up to 5 (which is all I'm EVER GOING TO PLAY OF THE GAME) flat out DID NOT SYNC UP TO THE SONG!!!! I know there might be lag for playing this on a 3DS i don't care. Never has a rhythm-action game made me SO ANGRY that i had to quit the actual fucking game and refuse to play it. If you have a 3DS, you are better off going with other rhythm games like Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai DX! If you are a PC player, play osu! It it's inspired by EBA but is way better because you can have your own beatmaps and the communiy regulates it better!

Verdict

What I Liked ...
  • By Nintendo
  • Recommends Headphones
What I Didn't Like ...
  • Beats don't line up a lot of the time
  • Characters actions distract you from the game
4
Gameplay
The beats don't line up there are segments to the song and the characters can be distracting!
8
Presentation
Overall the cel style looks very good for the characters!
3
Lasting Appeal
Overall for me, I'd rather play Project Mirai or osu!
3.5
out of 10

Overall

If a game makes me refuse to play it after angering me so much, that's when I gotta put it down. Play Project Mirai DX on 3DS or osu! on PC. I refuse to finish this game.
Review cover
Product Information:
  • Publisher: Nintendo
Game Features:
Single player
Local Multiplayer
Online Multiplayer
Co-operative

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