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Oh shit I have offended someone by swearing in thier thread lol. Sometimes I forget that not everyone here is Scottish where swearing is done by one and all pretty much in every sentence spoken. and that you can turn your TV on at any time in the day and hear a barrage of swear words on numerous TV shows.


To anyone offended by my swearing then I am truly fucking sorry. :rofl2::D:evil:

On a side note its snowing really bad here. Fucking snowflakes are everywhere lol.
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AmandaRose
Time to educate yall with some Scottish swear words.


1. Bawbag.

A very stupid or annoying person.

2. Jobby.

A Scottish word for shit.

3. Boaby

Someone who is a dickhead.

4. Fud

The same as that horrible C word that the rest of the world hates lol. Cunt has a totally different meaning here. Cunt is the same as friend.

5. Diddy

Someone who is an absolute tit.

6. Wallaper

Someone who is a fucking moron

7. Numpty

Same as wallaper

8. Nugget

A humongous numpty

9. Scunner

A disgusting loathsome shit head

10. Dobber

A fucking dickhead of a person.

11. Bolt ya rocket

Please get the fuck away from me you idiot

12. Bampot

A lunatic who you should not go near.

13. Twally washer.

A Motherfucking cock of a person
 
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AmandaRose
Best insult I ever heard was when Donald Trump visited Scotland to see the golf course he had just bought in St Andrews. As he was walking about someone shouted to him.

Get ta fuck ya whispy haired, leather faced, Bawbag-eyed, huffy wee fuckbumper.
 
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Captain_N
People are such little babies now. Its really sad. This is what happens when the weak get their way. Natural selection was supposed to take care of them but thats not happening.
 
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Noctosphere
Here in quebec, were the same
Swearing is.everywhere
However, the choice of word might be weird for.you
For.exemple
Hostie
You know a church, the chip you eat
Calice
You know a church, the cup
Tabarnack (variation of the true word, tabernacle)
You know a church, the desk where you store the chip and yhe cup
Baptême
You know a.church, the ceremony for babies
Calvaire
You know a church, the mountain where jesus was crucified
Criss (variation from christ)
You.know.a church, the guy on the cross
Ciboire
You know.a.church, the cup where the chips are

Yea... all church words XD
 
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M
People on this forum virtue signal or pretend to be offended when they want an excuse to shit on someone because they had a bad day at school/work.Only time you got to be careful is when a mod is doing it,if you see anyone with a blue name tag raging/acting offended just say OK or don't reply because if you do you will get banned.
 
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Sonic Angel Knight
I'm not scottish, and also not sensitive to swear words. Played plenty of games that do that already. :ninja:

In other news. It's feeling warmer, spring is next week, no more snow, but plenty of rain. This has been "That annoying weather man who interrupts your tv show for weather updates" I'll see you next time. :creep:
 
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Bat420maN
It's simply cause this generation coming up right now are a bunch of sensitive sissies. And that comment about no swearing on US TV is total bullshit. Maybe the basic stations but, you turn on USA, FX or any other cable network and they are dropping fucks, shits, and all the good stuff.
 
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