Trainwreck conversations you are powerless to stop

Today I was in the OR and a Filipina nurse asks the Vietnamese anesthesiologist

"So have you been to the Philippines?"

"Yes, when I was a kid"

"Ooh, what were you there for?"

"Camp"

"Camp, that's fun, like a summer camp? How long were you there?"

"6 months, I learned broken English from the other kids"

"6 months that's a long time!"

"Yes"

"What kind of camp goes that long?"

*Incessant questions go on like this for a few more minutes*

"Doctor, you are really gonna have to excuse me, because this doesn't sound like a summer camp"

"It was a refugee camp"

Awkward silence all around, anesthesiologist leaves the room as endoscopy is finishing and no one talks for 5 minutes after he is gone.
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you see. this is why I'd rather shut up and be quiet in social situations.
don't want to sound awkward.
 
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