Owww. T_T

I've been masturbating so much today that now, it hurts to move because then my genitals might brush up against my boxers.

Note to self; stop being such a fucking pervert.

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emigre
[quote name='rehevkor' timestamp='1337674901'] Why you felt the need to broadcast this I'll never know. [/quote]

So we can Bro-fist him after he washes his hands.
 
Forstride
[quote name='Suprgamr232' timestamp='1337684084']
Pfft, masturbation is for the lonely.
[/quote]

You'd best get started then. ;D
 
S
[quote name='Suprgamr232' timestamp='1337684084'] Pfft, masturbation is for the lonely. [/quote]

Try "masturbation is for the people who don't want to deal with the shitticane of trouble that always comes after having a partner".

Not to mention it's a great way to stay healthy.
 
Tom Bombadildo
[quote name='ShadowSoldier' timestamp='1337707966'] [quote name='Suprgamr232' timestamp='1337684084'] Pfft, masturbation is for the lonely. [/quote] Try "masturbation is for the people who don't want to deal with the shitticane of trouble that always comes after having a partner". Not to mention it's a great way to stay healthy. [/quote] I was well aware actually, I even derailed a status update about the healthy effects of masturbation lol.
 

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