...for super geniuses like me. Its a well known fact the 90% of the world is populated by under-evolved knuckle dragging primates that can't comprehend the vastness of my intellect. Its so frustrating when I attempt to communicate with these beings with their crude grunting sounds, and they just randomly begin screaming homophobic statments and meme quotes.
The intellectual gap is so massive that it would be irresponsible for me to trust that my own parents have my best interests at heart. They just don't understand that they've birthed a literal demigod, and should answer my every question without resistance or discussion.
And how dare anyone ask me to labor my intelligence by asking me questions. They don't have the attention span to comprehend my answers anyway.
If you are 'un'common like me, you'll understand this frustration. Do not reply to this blog. I'm not asking for advice, opinions, or, god forbid, psychoanalysis.
TL DR, read the whole thing. My greatness demands to be heard.
The intellectual gap is so massive that it would be irresponsible for me to trust that my own parents have my best interests at heart. They just don't understand that they've birthed a literal demigod, and should answer my every question without resistance or discussion.
And how dare anyone ask me to labor my intelligence by asking me questions. They don't have the attention span to comprehend my answers anyway.
If you are 'un'common like me, you'll understand this frustration. Do not reply to this blog. I'm not asking for advice, opinions, or, god forbid, psychoanalysis.
TL DR, read the whole thing. My greatness demands to be heard.
