Zombie-proof house.

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  1. Rydian
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  2. Sausage Head

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    i've seen this before somewhere...
     
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  4. machomuu

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    ...Speaking as someone who has Kinemortaphobia...
    Why do people assume that by the very off chance that someone is revived, they will become a flesh eating monster? Personally I believe by that very off chance that the person would still be civilized as long as their brain is intact, and even if it's not, flesh-eating doesn't really make sense (to me, don't give me an explanation on why it would).

    Of course, I don't believe in zombies, but still.

    However, this does seem like a great defense against raging riots and *gasp* BIRDS!
     
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    Giant fucking dog hut.
     
  6. prowler

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    IF IT'S NOT OFF THE GROUND, IT AIN'T ZOMBIE PROOF.

    they will get in
     
  7. Snailface

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    Think outside the box.

    Simply build your house of choice next to a 24-hour McBrains franchise. Zombies will leave you alone if they have had their fill.

    Of course they could come to your house for free brains. But zombies are lazy. They'll sensibly just pay the $5.49 for a SuperBrain Combo rather than risk re-death by trying to dine the hard way.
     
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    if u go outside the box u get ate lol


    lol im so clavur
     
  9. Nujui

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  10. Jax

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    If you want Zombie-proofness, you better escape to this country.
     
  11. Shinigami357

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    Ummm... When that thing goes on lockdown... How do you breathe?!? Can't see any air ducts or anything of the sort...
     
  12. Rydian
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    Yeah I've gotta' say ever since I read the zombie survival guide by Max Brooks, the only place I really consider safe is an oil rig...
     
  13. Joktan

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    In a big mansion...in Rancoon
    If there is ever a zombie invasiOn I am going to my friends house.they hav enough guns for all of us to have three.even a vintage ak 47.plus they fill there own ammo...I'm gunna survive anything...plus I'm using our 12 gauge...I ain't ever gunna die...
     
  14. Shinigami357

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    Pray to whatever deity you pray to that they are not paranoid and they trust you... Or that next round just might find itself imbedded in your skull... Fair warning, panicked people get trigger-happy.
     
  15. Ikki

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    Also, if you think guns will save you from a zombie apocalypse, you're fucked.
     
  16. Joktan

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    In a big mansion...in Rancoon
    These guys are rated(an official) sniper marksman(both of them)I don't think they are to trigger happy:)

    And how else will we take out the zombies?with sucker sticks?!?

    Oh and I have some sweet knifes.and they have a few.and a kbar...I will never die...
     
  17. gifi4

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    God, hasn't anyone here play CoD zombies, they will get through ANYTHING!!

    Oh and EOF time?
     
  18. Joktan

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    In a big mansion...in Rancoon
    Of course we have played,but no matter what I will survive...
     
  19. soulx

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    This is better,
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    The zombies would surround and cover the house. Eventually, there would be no escape.

    This one is ABOVE GROUND!

    It is pretty cool, though. I wouldn't mind having a house like that.
     
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