Your last words: What would you say?

[Blaze163]

Knowing my luck the song on hospital radio as a croak will be Rick Bastard Astley. Just the world trolling me one last time on the way out. With that in mind I always figured my last words would be 'Oh for fuck sake'.

 

[Lacius]

"Oh! Tell them those were my last words."

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

#SwagSwagSwag YOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

 

[grossaffe]

"end quote"

 

[DiscostewSM]

"The key to my hidden safe is....."

 

[SavvyTaco]

"More weight..."

 

[virgildraco]

i would say:"What are you doing"

 

[Patxinco]

I actually have it written into my will that at my funeral, the song that plays as everyone leaves after the ceremony is 'Always look on the bright side of life' from Life Of Brian. I've also expressed that any kids I have are to punch anyone who doesn't whistle.

Lovely desire, i think i'll copy you xDD

 

[ilman]

"Keep my online profiles up...dat....ehhhh......" would probably do the trick.
Another one could be "Child, I've hidden a secret treasure in the chest in the attic. The key is in...it's in....ehh....." and after someone opens it, they'll find a machine with a button and a screen. Upon pressing the button, Rick Astley will be played and a picture of a trollface will be outputed on the screen.

 

[Gahars]

"I wish I had spent more time arguing about video games on the internet."

 

[calmwaters]

I never really think about this. I never really think about dying, either; it's pretty depressing. I might have "Here lies a person who advocated peace, love, and happiness as a way of life." for a epitaph on my tombstone.

*snip*

That is a Marine with too big of an ego.

 

[tbgtbg]

"A tout le monde, a tout mes amis, je vous aime, je dois partir." These are the last words I'll ever speak and they'll set me free.

 

[Gahars]

That is a Marine with too big of an ego.

Calling a Navy Seal with "gorilla warfare" training a Marine?

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[calmwaters]

Calling a Navy Seal with "gorilla warfare" training a Marine?

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

A Navy Seal with full access to the Marine arsenal? Gimme a break. I don't care how much training you have: if you're not a Marine, your not getting anywhere near their weaponry. Marines are badass. Navy ftw

 

[Xarsah16]

I'd probably tell my family to raise my tamagotchi for me... Lol

 

[BORTZ]

"No tears now, just dreams"

 

[Super.Nova]

"One Piece is real".

 

[Deleted User]

''I like big butts" lololol

 

[omgpwn666]

I like how all of us are picturing our final moments in different areas, since no way of death was specified. Some of us picture being on our death bed, others picture a moment where they're about to be executed.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

I wouldn't want my family around. Just a bunch of friends. Good-looking friends.

"We'll bang later, okay?"