Your last words: What would you say?

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  1. Blaze163
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    Kind of a morbid topic, I know, but I got into a discussion about death and etc with some friends earlier and we were discussing what we'd like our last words to be, whether they're something dramatic, memorable, inspiring or just something funny to go out with a bang. So I thought I'd pose the question here, see if we get any interesting responses. Of course with most of us our last words will most likely be something like 'Hey everyone, watch this' or 'What are you on about? I can totally jump that'. But if given the choice, what would you want your last words to be?
     


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    There was quite an amusing topic on the matter a while back.
    More generally I place no stock in last words, last moments and other such things, most of the historical ones seems to be made up and would generally have hoped, assuming I cared to have a legacy of any sort, that my actions otherwise during life would have been the thing to note.


    Not to mention if I do get the chance to die in a bed over the course of days I am going to be doing all the drugs I possibly can.
     
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    "Always look on the bright side of life"

    And then the whistles xD
     
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    There are already companies that will quite happily go through all your stuff and sanitise it so your stereotypical little old lady mother will not have to go through it, find out you were really a filthy bastard and promptly get a stone next to yours.

    More importantly though modern web browsers have porn mode for a reason. And before you say bookmarks that is a trivial thing to sort as well.
     
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    The historical ones are more sort of "last words worth repeating" since moaning and gurgling don't make for good quotes. Granted, some of those memorable words were uttered months if not years before the actual death, but still.
     
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    I actually have it written into my will that at my funeral, the song that plays as everyone leaves after the ceremony is 'Always look on the bright side of life' from Life Of Brian. I've also expressed that any kids I have are to punch anyone who doesn't whistle.
     
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    My last words would be, "You couldn't get that bullet through me if you tried, bitch". The end result being I died, but it would make him think for a second.
     
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    "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
     
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