your hotdog is no match for my bratwurst

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Dec 14, 2011
  1. rastsan
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    Member rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard

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    Its whole meter long...
    Can you beat my bratwurst?
     


  2. Tom Bombadildo

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    YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY HOTDOG.

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    Yummmmm
     
  4. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    How about my hotdog?

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    Dogs tastes like cat IMO.
     
  6. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Not at all, they taste very different. Dogs are comparable to Ferrets though.
     
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    oh yeah now I've got buns to go with it
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  8. mucus

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    i'd post a pic of my dick and then you'd ALL see what a long hot dog should look like.
    but then i'd get banned again.
    sorry.
     
  9. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Then I'd post my beaver and probably get promoted seeing as this is a nerdy male dominated site.....

    No, I'm not going to.
     
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    beiber?
    i don't think you'd get any special privileges for posting pics of your beiber. . .
     
  11. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    ....Right, this site is full of male nerds..... should have guessed offering a picture of that wouldn't make any difference.
     
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    I am not a nerd :angry:
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    Still got I got a girlfriend so some find nerdiness sexy :wub:
     
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    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Thart first pic looks like some crazy ass guiness book nail gowirng.
     
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    oh, only one challenger to my bratwurst?
    Really... huh...
     
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    *sees thread name*
    *sees the thread creator*
    *hoping for sexual innuendo*
    *is disappointed*
     
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    okay here is some for ya... (pretty tame though)
    :P then like this :ha: then this :lol: then this :rofl2: then this :rolleyes: then this :O then this :bow: (but my hands are trying to hold on and I am not bowing) then this :wacko: cause thats how I like it
    hopefully I won't have this :P then like this :ha: then this :wtf: cause that is always just wrong...
     
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    i'm worried about you
     
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    says the man who won't challenge my bratwurst.
     
  19. Tom Bombadildo

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    IS NO ONE ELSE MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE?
     
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    Size does matter, yet overdoing it is also not recommended. It's common knowledge that a bratwurst of commendable size requires large amounts of blood, and the average male has only 3 liters. Not only that, having a huge wurst is not very handy or pleasureful when it doesn't fit in any tasty, moist buns. That said, having a medium-sized wurst is optimal. You can carry on enjoying your oversized, soft wursts and hot dogs while my girl and I have fun with a tasty, firm and hard wurst of mine. No contest, I tell ya.
     
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