your hotdog is no match for my bratwurst

[rastsan]

Its whole meter long...
Can you beat my bratwurst?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY HOTDOG.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY HOTDOG.

Yummmmm

 

[Xuphor]

How about my hotdog?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

How about my hotdog?

Dogs tastes like cat IMO.

 

[Xuphor]

How about my hotdog?

Dogs tastes like cat IMO.

Not at all, they taste very different. Dogs are comparable to Ferrets though.

 

[rastsan]

oh yeah now I've got buns to go with it

 

[mucus]

i'd post a pic of my dick and then you'd ALL see what a long hot dog should look like.
but then i'd get banned again.
sorry.

 

[Xuphor]

i'd post a pic of my dick and then you'd ALL see what a long hot dog should look like.
but then i'd get banned again.
sorry.

Then I'd post my beaver and probably get promoted seeing as this is a nerdy male dominated site.....

No, I'm not going to.

 

[mucus]

beiber?
i don't think you'd get any special privileges for posting pics of your beiber. . .

 

[Xuphor]

beiber?
i don't think you'd get any special privileges for posting pics of your beiber. . .

....Right, this site is full of male nerds..... should have guessed offering a picture of that wouldn't make any difference.

 

[kevan]

I am not a nerd
Oh wait...
Still got I got a girlfriend so some find nerdiness sexy

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Thart first pic looks like some crazy ass guiness book nail gowirng.

 

[rastsan]

oh, only one challenger to my bratwurst?
Really... huh...

 

[Paarish]

*sees thread name*
*sees the thread creator*
*hoping for sexual innuendo*
*is disappointed*

 

[rastsan]

okay here is some for ya... (pretty tame though)
then like this then this then this then this then this then this (but my hands are trying to hold on and I am not bowing) then this cause thats how I like it
hopefully I won't have this then like this then this cause that is always just wrong...

 

[mucus]

i'm worried about you

 

[rastsan]

says the man who won't challenge my bratwurst.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

IS NO ONE ELSE MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE?

 

[Foxi4]

Size does matter, yet overdoing it is also not recommended. It's common knowledge that a bratwurst of commendable size requires large amounts of blood, and the average male has only 3 liters. Not only that, having a huge wurst is not very handy or pleasureful when it doesn't fit in any tasty, moist buns. That said, having a medium-sized wurst is optimal. You can carry on enjoying your oversized, soft wursts and hot dogs while my girl and I have fun with a tasty, firm and hard wurst of mine. No contest, I tell ya.