Your Favourite Harry Potter Magic Spell

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by iTech, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. Accio (Summon Object)

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  2. Alohomora (Opens closed doors and locks)

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  3. Avada Kedavra (kills opponent)

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  4. Arresto Momentum (Stop time completely)

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  5. Ascendio (Ascend)

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  6. Crucio (Inflict agony on victim)

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  7. Diffindo (Tears or cuts an object)

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  8. Expecto Patronum (Summon animal protector)

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  9. Expelliarmus (Disarms opponent)

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  10. Finite Incantatem (Negates a spell or effect)

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  11. Imperio (Hypnotise victim)

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  12. Inanimatus Conjurus (Conjure inanimate object)

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  13. Incendio (Set something on fire)

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  14. Legilimens (Read minds)

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  15. Levicorpus (Hang someone upside down in the air)

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  16. Locomotor Mortis (Prevent movement of legs)

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  17. Lumos (Creates light)

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  18. Morsmordre (Conjures the Dark Mark)

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  19. Petrificus Totalus (Petrify victim)

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  20. Priori Incantatem (Echo last spell used by opponent)

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  21. Protego Horribilis (Summon a shield)

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  22. Reducto (Blow something apart)

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  23. Reparo (Repair an object)

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  24. Rictusempra (Tickle someone)

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  25. Riddikulus (Describes Harry Potter franchise)

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  26. Sectumsempra (Slash someone up real good)

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  27. Serpensortia (Summon a serpent out of your wand)

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  28. Silencio (Shut someone up)

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  29. Wingardium Leviosa (Levitate an object)

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  1. iTech

    iTech GBAtemp Regular

    Jun 14, 2007
    United States
    Here is the entire list;

    Accio (Summon Object)
    Aguamenti (Produces a jet of water from your wand)
    Aguatitti (Produces a jet of water from your nipple)
    Aguapippi (Produces a jet of water from your dickhead)
    Alohomora (Opens closed doors and locks)
    Anapneo (Saves you from choking)
    Aparecium (See invisible items)
    Avada Kedavra (kills opponent)
    Avis (Birds fly out of your wand)
    Alarte Ascendare (Fly upwards)
    Aqua Eructo (Create torrent of water)
    Arania Exumai (Hurt spiders)
    Arresto Momentum (Stop time completely)
    Ascendio (Ascend)
    Bombarda (Bombard things into ashes)
    Baghdada (Same as above)
    Brackium Emendo (Heal broken arm)
    Cave Inimicum (Strengthen enclusores)
    Colloportus (Lock a door)
    Culoportus (Enhance size of anus)
    Confringo (Explode shit)
    Confundo (Confuse an enemy)
    Crucio (Inflict agony on victim)
    Descendo (Move something downwards)
    Droppo (Same as above, only easier)
    Deletrius (Errase magical effects)
    Densaugeo (Make teeth grow rapidly)
    Deprimo (Crush an object)
    Diffindo (Tears or cuts an object)
    Dissendium (Causes some bitch's statue to open her legs)
    Duro (Turn someone into stone)
    Erecto (Erect sa statue or tent)
    Elektra (Erects a tent in my pants)
    Expecto Patronum (Summon animal protector)
    Expected Plutonium (Summon mushroom cloud over US)
    Expelliarmus (Disarms opponent)
    Expulso (Explode something)
    Ferula (Summons a bandage)
    Finite Incantatem (Negates a spell or effect)
    Finite Fiddycantatem (Prevents 50 Cent from releasing album)
    Flagrate (Leave firey marks on victim)
    Flogarse (Leave flogging marks on victim's anus)
    Geminio (Duplicate an object)
    Glisseo (Turns steps into ramps)
    Homenum Revelio (Reveals human presense)
    Homoname Revelio (Reveals people that suffer from Gay)
    Impedimenta (Impede target from continueing)
    Imperio (Hypnotise victim)
    Impalio (Impale victim with tire iron)
    Inanimatus Conjurus (Conjure inanimate object)
    Inanimalus Conjuicius (Deposit semen in an animal)
    Incarcerous (Ties someone up with ropes)
    Incendio (Set something on fire)
    Langlock (Shut someone the fuck up)
    Legilimens (Read minds)
    Levicorpus (Hang someone upside down in the air)
    Liberacorpus (Counteracts Levicorpus)
    Locomotor (Move shit around in the air)
    Locomotor Mortis (Prevent movement of legs)
    Lumos (Creates light)
    Meteolojinx Recanto (Causes weather effects to cease)
    Mobiliarbus (Levitate a tree)
    Mobilicorpus (Levitate a body)
    Morsmordre (Conjures the Dark Mark)
    Morsmadre (Conjures your mother-in-law)
    Muffliato (Makes people deaf (counteracts the above))
    Obliviate (Hide the memory of an event)
    Obscuro (Blindfold victim)
    Oppugno (Cause animals to attack)
    Orchideous (Makes flowers appear out of wand)
    Ohitshideous (Makes ugly flowers appear out of wand)
    Pack (Pack a trunk or suitcase)
    Petrificus Totalus (Petrify victim)
    Piertotum Locomotor (Animate statues)
    Point Me (use wand as compass)
    Portus (Turn object into portkey)
    Priori Incantatem (Echo last spell used by opponent)
    Protego (Summon magic shield)
    Protego Horribilis (Summon better, Asian shield)
    Protego Totalum (Portect everything)
    Quietus (Makes magically enhanced voice fall quiet)
    Reducio (Makes enlarged objects smaller)
    Reducto (Blow something apart)
    Relashio (Release grapples)
    Rennervate (Bring someone out of unconsciousness)
    Reparo (Repair an object)
    Repello Muggletum (Keeps muggles away)
    Rictusempra (Tickle someone)
    Riddikulus (Describes Harry Potter franchise)
    Scourgify (Clean something)
    Sectumsempra (Slash someone up real good)
    Serpensortia (Summon a serpent out of your wand)
    Sickshithurtia (Summon a wand out of your serpent)
    Silencio (Shut someone up)
    Sonorus (Magnify voice)
    Specialis Revelio (Reveal hidden magical properties)
    Tarantallegra (Wé! Balla balla la Tarrantella! Alle vai!)
    Tergeo (Siphon matter from a surface)
    Waddiwasi (Launch small objects in air)
    Wingardium Leviosa (Levitate an object)

    My butt is full of grey, white and (predominantly) brown hair, and I spent hours listing magic spells from a kiddy franchise quite possibly written by The Devil.
    Nevertheless, it was educational in a way, as I have confirmed my original observation that the author lacks any trace of imagination. The whole problem with the series is that anyone could have come up with the same crap. If I ask ten people to write a book about magic for children, 9 would have the kids attending some magical boarding school and all of them would use magic as a way to make the protagonist escape a troublesome reality (go read 'Mathilda').
    Despite that, very few of the spells listed actually do something that can not be achieved with modern technology (and the ones that do are non-canonical spells from the movies or video games based on the franchise).
    Create a stream of water? I can do that at any time, in any place, or at least I would if it wasn't for the Vice Squad.
    Magnify your voice? It's called a Microphone. Open a locked door? It's called a fucking key!
    I don't need a broomstick to fly, I just use my home made JetPack![​IMG]

    In fact, I did write something very similar to Harry Potter years ago, when I had barely heard of Harry Potter and the first or second book was just released. It was a game project I was trying to get off the ground, which would have being a mix between Zelda, Harry potter and Lord Of The Rings. It could have being interpreted as a "Female Harry Potter" project. The parallels were enormous, up to the fact that the protagonist was an unhappy teenage orphan (Luna) that finds out she must save a distant magical world (Lucia) from a dark force called The Beast Of Landor ? (who would appear both as a terrifying beast the size of a mountain, and as a simple gentleman in a black tuxedo wearing a tophat) The heroine would use magical mythological beasts found in the land to aid her, travel through the land on a flying horse and aboard a magical train, etc. It had flying chariots pulled by winged horses, magical artifacts that grant the holder power, and even the notion of returning from this magical land to reality. (I had it written up as an analogy to Bipolar Disorder and Schizophrenia. The player would never know if the events realy happened or if it was just the imagination of a troubled young girl escaping reality in her mind)

    After hearing how Harry Potter was becoming a success and having abandoned the game project already, I decided to write a book from it, which I never finished.
    All I had to do to come up with the same shit JK Rowling had was just pounder on the words "Young" and "Magic". The result always fits a standard model or a wizardy story.
    What I did have that JK does not, was original use of magic. I can think of far better things to do in a world where "everything" is possible through the use of magic than her. Also, my heroine did not accept the existence of magic that easily, and constantly pondered whether what she witnessed was real before finally giving in at the end, the entire question was a n important element of the story.
    Aside from some conceptual scenes in 3DSMAX (A render and an AVI), a handful of models, a logo and about ten pages of handwritten text, I have nothing to show for it, which I regret infinitely.
    If health permits, I am definitely going to revive this project one day, and rest assured people will claim I ripped off Harry Potter (especially since a character (Luna [Lovegood]) has the same first name as my protagonist (Luna Smith) since HP5).
    The fact that my protagonist was named Luna was simply because of the pending notion that she was crazy (as in, Lunatic), another example of superficial gimmicks easily duplicated by evenly uninspired writers.

    At any rate, I voted for Arresto Momentum, since if you can stop time, you can pretty much do anything. Including releasing shit before others beat you to it.
  2. lagman

    lagman I wish I was green.

    Former Staff
    Nov 5, 2003
    Me, To You
    Accio Remote Control

    Enough said.
  3. juggernaut911

    juggernaut911 GBAtemp Slut!

    Jul 13, 2006
    United States
    abra kadabra!
  4. Qith

    Qith GBAtemp Regular

    Jan 20, 2004
    I'm torn between Impedimenta, Reducto and Sectumsempra. Think I'll go with the last one. Yeah.

  5. cubin'

    cubin' GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

    Apr 12, 2007
    Accio. simple but effective.
  6. brooks

    brooks Member

    Oct 6, 2006
    United States
    Reducto. fits for many occasions, and easy to remember. just point and shoot
  7. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

    Nov 6, 2002
    The Patronus light is my fav.
  8. blue99

    blue99 The Original Fake

    Oct 26, 2002
    Toronto, Ontario
    Accio is probably the most effective spell, if you have a normal life.
  9. tyasawa

    tyasawa GBAtemp Regular

    Jun 15, 2006
    comfort zone :D
    accio... !!! i always lost stuff everyday...

    hum u know.. i think a lot of people may have think of similar story with jkr.. including myself.. i almost make a comic with a female protagonist with the magic school and whatsoever.. but.. i dont hab enuf luck to publish it and may not represent the story as good as jkr.. (tho i dont really like book 5 onwards).. so having idea itself isnt enuf
  10. Danieluz

    Danieluz GBAtemp Regular

    Nov 9, 2006
    Bombarda, cause it sounds cool.
  11. NiGHtS

    NiGHtS GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Jul 9, 2007

    Yeh...and some '!'

    Only because it can carry messeges and stuff, screw e-mail and IM's.
  12. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

    May 14, 2006
    United States
    Mine would be Tokiyo Tomare-- err Arresto Momentum

    Oh and nice list [​IMG]
  13. neveras

    neveras GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Feb 4, 2004
    Montreal, Qc
    You know I always see alot of people who talk about how the book series is basic, how it's something that almost anyone could come up with it. But let me tell you why it works. It's not the magic, It's not the school, it's not even the troubled kid with shitty life consequences that manages to pull through.

    It's the chronicle, the ability to watch a series of likeable and unlikeable characters grow up, evolve through a series of tales in front of your eyes.
    If this had been one book, or even two loosely connected, it would have just been a flash in the pan. It's huge because people will always love getting lost into the life of someone else. Look at any fantasy series that's extremely popular and you'll see the same markings (A song of Ice and Fire, Wheel of time, Sword Of truth) What do they all have in common? You're not getting little packaged stories, you're getting an epicly long tale where you get to see familiar characters for a long time. It's not about the back story or ending, it's all the fun of watching the characters getting there.

    Err oh yeah, voted for Crucio.
  14. JacobReaper

    JacobReaper I Love You....

    Jun 5, 2007
    United States
    i voted to hypnotize people because i can hypnotize people.. ya.. lol, and hypnotize girls.. although i already have a girlfriend.. [​IMG]