You work for a major auto company...

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  1. zeello
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    zeello The reason we can't have nice things.

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    You are tasked with coming up with a name for their newest car.

    This is a forum game I made up the other day. We'll go in alphabetical order.
    You answer must be phrased like this:
    "The all new [real life car company] [made up car name]"

    I'll start:
    The all-new Ford Albaquerque

    Albaqueque starts with the letter A, the next person must choose a name that starts with the letter B. For difficult letters (for example Q and X) you are allowed to skip to the next letter. The alphabetical requirement only applies to the car name, not manufacturer. The car company can just be whatever you want. (but it must be a real car company)
     
  2. FAST6191

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    If you are American
    Company name -- Americans like testicles so much they even put them on their trucks. To this end play to it and name your vehicle after some fierce creature, some kind of explosion or something similar. See also Futurama
    If you are European
    Company name, something happy, ending with a soft sound or utilitarian, the latter especially if you are making a van (transit, transporter, sprinter, movano). Hope to fuck that your chosen word translated all around the place is not a swear or slang in one of the many languages available.
    If you are Japanese or Korean. String of numbers and letters. Possibly with something cool like Z or X. Though best if you keep it shorter than about 5 characters. Exception if you are Daewoo, in which case make it so people might mistake you for being Italian, though actually being confused for being Italian is a fairly desirable it would seem.

    If you are Australian then nothing you make escapes anyway so nobody cares. There may be other places in the world that also make cars but they definitely do not make it outside their borders, or maybe their borders and the countries immediately surrounding them.

    Numbers are also available for others, especially if you are otherwise a place with a lot of engineering history.

    Anyway enough of me being the ruiner for forum games.
     
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    The all new Toyota's TODAY (Margen Pie's last post)
     
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  11. keven3477

    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    Somwhere you can never find.
    The all new Toyota Brightlander.

    Remember we are doing alphabetically, so the next truck must start with a c.
     
  12. zeello
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    zeello The reason we can't have nice things.

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    The all new GMC Crash

    "Go out with a bang."
     
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    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    Somwhere you can never find.
    The new Chrysler Doomer

    'The las ride you will ever have!'
     
  14. zeello
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    zeello The reason we can't have nice things.

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    The all new Cadillac Egg

    "The pinnacle of egg-cellence"
     
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