You teleport 5m to the right. What happens next?

[SpiffyJUNIOR]

use that momentum to bhop and backwards long jump my way to the moon

 

[Pleng]

It's a shame that you specified "to the right" because really nothing much of note happens. Same can be said for left of forward. If it was 5 meters back, then we start getting down to freaky business

 

[VinsCool]

I teleported to the other bedroom I use for storage, and I fell flat on the floor between 2 wooden cabinets, my elbow absorbing most the impact.

That was a nice way to wake me up as I was laying in bed a moment ago.

 

[FAST6191]

In the words of "she", it wasn't really that big.

If the universe wants to help rock your world you surely take what you can get.

 

[BORTZ]

I'd still be on top of your mom

 

[FAST6191]

I'd still be on top of your mom

We are children of the earth I suppose.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Woul i Die from there

 

[Veho]

If the universe wants to help rock your world you surely take what you can get.

The Earth did move for me, I admit.

 

[IC_]

I would end up standing outside without falling

 

[James_]

I'd probably end up in my neighbour's bedroom and they'll be wondering how the fuck a Meowstic got into their bedroom and also wondering what the fuck is a Meowstic

 

[x65943]

Surprised no one was in the restroom at the time

Could lead to interesting hijinks