You smell like a half-orc!

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Apr 21, 2011
  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Well if you don't naturally, now you can thanks to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    The price for these blended scents is $17.50 per 5ml bottle.
    Presented in an amber apothecary vial.

    More information Here and Here.
     
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    Member Ikki GBATemp's grumpy panda.

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    That's gonna kill with the ladies.
     
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    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Most of the people who play those games probably smell like unwashed orcs already
     
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    How do they know the smell of virtual beings?
     
  5. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Law: Aww, that's a horrible generalization.
    Tabletop players come from all walks of life.
    It's like saying all 'tempers are whiny little kids that spend days online F5ing every pokemon topic.
     
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    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    I said most, not all.

    I certainly don't smell like an unwashed orc.
     
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    Elves smell nice...
     
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    I'm very tempted to buy some Chaotic...

    But smelling like a nerd is expensive when I could just not shower and get the same effect.
     
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    This is a great idea for making our world smell nicer.
     
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    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    okay, cool, so If you're Evil you just smell like a pothead...got it.
     
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    To me the "pothead" smell would be more associated with 'good'.
    The meth-head however.......I mean who actually likes people that smell like cat urine?
     
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    ..........How the hell can I respond to that.........
     
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    He's got a point.
     
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    Yeah, but if he were to grow his hair out nobody would notice.

    But I digress:
    My opinions are;
    Evil would smell of burning tar
    Good: The scent of preserved herbs. (mixed)
    Neutral: wild honeysuckles.

    Lawful would be the smell of burning hickory.
    Chaotic: Heated copper (smells a good bit like blood)
    Neutral: The scent of hot steel

    I'm only adding this opinion to keep from making an off-topic post.
     

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