You smell like a half-orc!

[Vulpes Abnocto]

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[Ikki]

That's gonna kill with the ladies.

 

[Law]

Most of the people who play those games probably smell like unwashed orcs already

 

[Zorua]

How do they know the smell of virtual beings?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Law: Aww, that's a horrible generalization.
Tabletop players come from all walks of life.
It's like saying all 'tempers are whiny little kids that spend days online F5ing every pokemon topic.

 

[Law]

Law: Aww, that's a horrible generalization.
Tabletop players come from all walks of life.
It's like saying all 'tempers are whiny little kids that spend days online F5ing every pokemon topic.

I said most, not all.

I certainly don't smell like an unwashed orc.

 

[Rydian]

Elves smell nice...

 

[Hells Malice]

I'm very tempted to buy some Chaotic...

But smelling like a nerd is expensive when I could just not shower and get the same effect.

 

[Mangofett]

This is a great idea for making our world smell nicer.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

okay, cool, so If you're Evil you just smell like a pothead...got it.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

To me the "pothead" smell would be more associated with 'good'.
The meth-head however.......I mean who actually likes people that smell like cat urine?

 

[Rydian]

Cats.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

..........How the hell can I respond to that.........

 

[_Chaz_]

Cats.

He's got a point.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Cats.

He's got a point.

Yeah, but if he were to grow his hair out nobody would notice.

But I digress:
My opinions are;
Evil would smell of burning tar
Good: The scent of preserved herbs. (mixed)
Neutral: wild honeysuckles.

Lawful would be the smell of burning hickory.
Chaotic: Heated copper (smells a good bit like blood)
Neutral: The scent of hot steel

I'm only adding this opinion to keep from making an off-topic post.