You smell like a half-orc!

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Vulpes Abnocto, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Well if you don't naturally, now you can thanks to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab!

    The price for these blended scents is $17.50 per 5ml bottle.
    Presented in an amber apothecary vial.

    More information Here and Here.
     
  2. Ikki

    Ikki GBATemp's grumpy panda.

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    That's gonna kill with the ladies.
     
  3. Law

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    Most of the people who play those games probably smell like unwashed orcs already
     
  4. Zorua

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    How do they know the smell of virtual beings?
     
  5. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Law: Aww, that's a horrible generalization.
    Tabletop players come from all walks of life.
    It's like saying all 'tempers are whiny little kids that spend days online F5ing every pokemon topic.
     
  6. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    I said most, not all.

    I certainly don't smell like an unwashed orc.
     
  7. Rydian

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    Elves smell nice...
     
  8. Hells Malice

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    I'm very tempted to buy some Chaotic...

    But smelling like a nerd is expensive when I could just not shower and get the same effect.
     
  9. Linkiboy

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    This is a great idea for making our world smell nicer.
     
  10. TwinRetro

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    okay, cool, so If you're Evil you just smell like a pothead...got it.
     
  11. Vulpes Abnocto
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    To me the "pothead" smell would be more associated with 'good'.
    The meth-head however.......I mean who actually likes people that smell like cat urine?
     
  12. Rydian

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    Cats.
     
  13. Vulpes Abnocto
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    ..........How the hell can I respond to that.........
     
  14. _Chaz_

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    He's got a point.
     
  15. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Yeah, but if he were to grow his hair out nobody would notice.

    But I digress:
    My opinions are;
    Evil would smell of burning tar
    Good: The scent of preserved herbs. (mixed)
    Neutral: wild honeysuckles.

    Lawful would be the smell of burning hickory.
    Chaotic: Heated copper (smells a good bit like blood)
    Neutral: The scent of hot steel

    I'm only adding this opinion to keep from making an off-topic post.