...you're seriously stocking up on groceries on Saturday so you won't have to leave the house for ANYTHING. ...your calendar's wide open until Christmas ...the window of your local game store is dirty with your drooling. ...you break up with your girlfriend and ignore your children for anything non-wiiU specific. ...before the first weekend is through, you will have gone to the toilet with the wiiU controller. ...it's a bummer the game store REALLY didn't hold a midnight launch party...but you're not going back home for fear of not being the first customer. ...you're getting a week vacation just for this* Anyone else got some? (both real and comedic options are allowed). *okay, I admit it: I did that. But mostly because I can hardly take vacation from my job as it is.