01. You drive for three hours and the scenery outside doesn't change. 02. There's three feet of snow on the ground and school is still in session. 05. People still have Christmas decorations up at Easter. 12. When you plan an orgy and a Euchre game breaks out. 19. You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute" 24. You live in a city ... and there's a cornfield in your backyard. 25. High school basketball game draws a bigger crowd on the weekend nights than movie theaters. 31. Indianapolis is the "big city". 32. "Getting caught by a train" is a legitimate excuse for being late to school. 36. To you, a raccoon is simply a "coon". 38. Someone you know is BIG John Mellencamp fan. 44. You know what FFA and 4H stand for. 52. You milk the cow in the barn when playing Euchre and you know what that means. 54. When driving down a back road road kill is ALL OVER the road, and it doesn't phase you. 56. When your neighbors are amish, and it's not big deal. 58. Vacation means going north or south on I 65 for the weekend. 60. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 63. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." 66. You drink "pop". 79. You understand this saying "a lep is a ball". 80. Someone brings Green Bean Casserole to every social function. 87. Shooting road signs is a close second to shooting deer.