SO, like so many of us at GBAtemp, I've mused to myself; "I'd be a great Monkat! Just how does one become a monkat?" Fortunately, a newcomer was willing to pose this question in the regular forum. Answers began to pour in from all corners of the globe, regarding the best method with which to become a monkat. Most of these methods seemed to revolve around sexual favors....specifically analingus....so I was at a loss. I mean, even Resident Evil's licker creatures don't have a tongue long enough to perform fellatic favors across the Atlantic Ocean. So I did what seemed to be the next-best thing, and sent close-up photos of my genitalia to all of the staff. Needless to say, there were.....mixed results. Monkat was kind enough to respond immediately to my query, saying that my little friend was not "biomechanical" enough. ....So I got myself one of those special pumps...you know, from Sweden...and tried it again. Still not good enough, he says. Darn... BUT! There are many other monkats who might be impressed! Unfortunately Monkat was not one of them. He was apparently too engrossed in writing a game review of Custer's Revenge on the Atari 2600. Maybe I should have had the photo rendered in 8-bit graphics... Monkat was the next respondent; he promptly moved my message into a more appropriate folder... and then began to stalk me. (One point for me!.....I think.....) Monkat simply wasn't interested in my Wii....something about not having infrared emitters made it nothing more than an ordinary joystick... Monkat made a log of the unscheduled release and told me to close that topic. Monkat was actually rather complimentary, saying that he was impressed that my fella was thinner than the DSi. Monkat said it was completely incompatible with his adapter. Monkat was unimpressed by the decided lack of firmware. And Monkat said my homebrew had a few bugs on it. Monkat responded that this was getting to know a 'Temper just a little bit too well. Monkat made people think I was a girl. Monkat's answer was slightly cryptic; telling me to engage my Number One in my own Number Two....whatever that means. Monkat also responded, saying that I was kupoed-up kupo and I deserved to be kupoed by a kupo-kupo. ....so then I asked him for the cheat code to become a mod. No response....maybe he's still working on it. I dunno, maybe I'm not cut out for monkatship... ...I think I'll just go throw myself off the Edge of the Forum.