You do know that microwave causes cancer right? heres a trick to avoid this

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  1. Noctosphere
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    It's very simple,
    microwave actually MAY cause cancer, the reason of this is because some wave comes out of the machine.
    But some microwave dont let those waves go out. Heres a trick to know if yours do mor dont

    put a cellphone in the microwave and call it, obviously, dont start the microwave...
    if your cellphone inside of the microwave rings, it means that wave got in, it means they can go out too
    if it doesnt rings, then youre safe :)
    simple, right?
     
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    I heard that microwaving your testicles might give you cancer, and that you could legally buy marijuana.
     
  3. Noctosphere
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    idk why, but i liked :)
     
  4. Alkéryn

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    2 times false
    1) what make microwave dangerous isn't the waves themselves but the fact that it change the H20 molecules's geometry (instead of being 120° it change) plus it rearange some long molecules composition
    2) The electromagnetic waves your phone emit and receive aren't the same as the microwave one and thus, they can go through it while microwave waves can't because it is opac for them but not for the 1Ghz ones
     
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  5. SonicCloud

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    best way to avoid microwave cancer:
    -Trash ur microwave
     
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    or... make a lead safe with several layers, put microwave inside

    so, if i microwave water, i get cancer water?
     
  9. Alkéryn

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    Yes in fact you can try it, microwave water until boiling then let it cool down
    and then take two plants :
    one that you always give normal water
    and the other that you only give it cooled microwaved water
    in a month you will see a diference
     
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    Randy Marsh taught this to me.
     
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    Just a little bit of cancer

     
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    As a cancer survivor I can say it sucks. At least I can blame my microwave now!
     
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    gratz
     
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    Have you done the experiment? How the hell would that even work? Water is water, it's literally just two hydrogen molecules and an oxygen molecule. Impossible to fuck that up. if it gains or loses an electron it become very acidic or basic (and where the hell are the electrons coming from/going?) If it gains or loses a proton then it either becomes a gas (He+O2) or it becomes Chrorine (which our noses are VERY sensitive to), and if it gains a neutron then it becomes heavy water which is VERY distinct.

    A microwave does not have the ability to make these changes. And don't say any stupid shit about the water molecule changing shape because the whole reason why it's bent is that's the only way it's stable, and even if you could change it it'd just snap right back into shape.
     
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  19. Alkéryn

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    Jk xD
    It's just what microwave conspiracy use to say that and i was waiting for someone to react (either like or quote) xD
    Though microwave can change your food in a non desirable way but it would not have much effect on water exept boiling it xD
     
  20. H1B1Esquire

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    I think you can use an incandescent light bulb to see if your microwave is giving you cancer. I also think the test OP was thinking of involves a small laptop in an unplugged microwave, trying to connect to wi-fi, because of the 2.4 Ghz.