You are God thread

[x65943]

>you create a man and woman in your own image
>they are like your children, you love them with all your heart
>you have an apple tree they aren't allowed to eat from
>they eat one apple

What do?

your choices

>forgive them, it's an apple
>condemn them and all their descendants to a life of extreme pain and suffering only to save them thousands of years later if they kill and ritually eat your son once a week

 

[IC_]

I never create this terrible planet and this terrible humanity.

 

[GABO1423]

>you create a man and woman in your own image
>they are like your children, you love them with all your heart
>you have an apple tree they aren't allowed to eat from
>they eat one apple

What do?

your choices

>forgive them, it's an apple
>condemn them and all their descendants to a life of extreme pain and suffering only to save them thousands of years later if they kill and ritually eat your son once a week

The latter. I'd rather have people worship me out of fear.

 

[Alexander1970]

No matter how you start to create this,it will get always to the same Result...Humans are Humans

They are always at least ONE Magnificent Specimen that

- never learned nothing from the past
- is cruel and inhuman
- jealous/envious
- greedy for power and greedy for money
......


As @IC_ completely correct said:

I never create this terrible planet and this terrible humanity.

 

[Flame]

ill make everyone in the planet join gbatemp instead.
then ill ban 66.6% of them.



im kind.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Forgive, of course. It’s a tree and there will be many apples.

ill make everyone in the planet join gbatemp instead.
then ill ban 66.6% of them.



im kind.

Too kind

 

[Deleted member 506316]

mmmmm YES am god thamks very muchies

 

[Deleted member 507653]

Forgive them, its just one apple. And then next week, theyll do it again.

I think this was chronicled in the epic, "The Forgiving Tree" by dr zeus

 

[p1ngpong]

I would condemn them and all future generations to a lifetime of suffering for having a healthy five a day snack.

I would then beg them not to cry as they endured the pains of childbirth and old age.

Send my only son down and have him crucified for their sins of eating an apple.

Beg him not to cry also.

Even though he died horribly for their sins I keep the original punishment in place thousands of years later regardless.

Watch population increase from a few million to billions.

The begging not to cry intensifies!

 

[DinohScene]

Start over.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

I would rewind time (i am god after all) and eat the Apple myself.