Yo mama so...

[CraddaPoosta]

I love mama jokes. Let's see who has the best snaps.



Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonnaise on toothpaste.


Yo mama so fat, she deep fries her aspirin.

 

[impeeza]

Your mamma is so slow what toke 9 months to make a joke.

he he he, a continuation of the Alexander thread (https://gbatemp.net/threads/why-my-profile-is-not-closed.617421/post-9912373)

 

[elpapadelospollitos]

You mama so fat...



We are all extremely concerned about her health.

 

[CraddaPoosta]

Yo mama so tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin.

 

[CoolMe]

I love mama jokes. Let's see who has the best snaps.

Yo mama so thicc, Kakashi sensei did his "One thousand years of death" jutsu with all his might but she barely moved..

 

[Noctosphere]

Yo mama so thicc, Kakashi sensei did his "One thousand years of death" jutsu with all his might but she barely moved..

One thousand yaers of PAIN* no?
At least thats what it is in french

Anyway, a moma joke right?
mmmmh...
Yo moma so... something... she did... something... to someone...
...
...

 

[Dark_Phoras]

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops

 

[CoolMe]

One thousand yaers of PAIN* no?
At least thats what it is in french

It's called "One thousand years of death" in the English dub. Not sure if the English translation of that is more correct than the French or not..

 

[CraddaPoosta]

Yo mama so short, she has to jump around in the shower just to get wet.

 

[CoolMe]

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

[CraddaPoosta]

Yo mama so short, she trips over shadows.