Yo Mama Jokes

[GhostLatte]

Let's roast each other

 

[GhostLatte]

VinsCool, yo mama is like a doorknob because everybody gets a turn on her.

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

Your mother has children.

 

[GhostLatte]

Your mother has children.

So does yours.

 

[migles]

your mother is not a virgin.

 

[GhostLatte]

your mother is not a virgin.

 

[DSoryu]

Yo Mama is my waifu

 

[GhostLatte]

Yo Mama is my waifu

Yo Mama is so stupid she went to the Apple Store to buy a Big Mac.

 

[DSoryu]

Yo Mama is so stupid she went to the Apple Store to buy a Big Mac.

Yo Mama is so stupid she went to McDonald's to buy an iPhone.

 

[GhostLatte]

Yo Mama is so stupid she went to McDonald's to buy an iPhone.

 

[DSoryu]

Funny were the screams of your mom last night.

 

[GhostLatte]

Funny were the screams of your mom last night.

Your mom's screams were even better

 

[go-vegan]

no mother deserve this

 

[Smellyfinger]

Your momma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

 

[2Hack]

Actually, when weegee penetrates, it does not tear the hymen. So essentially, she may remain a virgin.

Also, if you just dribble the man-juice in, it won't be required to penetrate. That way, she may remain a Virgin.

 

[migles]

Actually, when weegee penetrates, it does not tear the hymen. So essentially, she may remain a virgin.

Also, if you just dribble the man-juice in, it won't be required to penetrate. That way, she may remain a Virgin.

are you an expert on moms?

 

[GhostLatte]

Actually, when weegee penetrates, it does not tear the hymen. So essentially, she may remain a virgin.

Also, if you just dribble the man-juice in, it won't be required to penetrate. That way, she may remain a Virgin.

There are multiple definitions of losing virginity.

 

[2Hack]

are you an expert on moms?

Ya, I studied your mom inside and out. 5/10 she wasn't even good. Would do it again to spite you tho

There are multiple definitions of losing virginity.

Yes, but the point is, if she doesn't even have any form of sexual intercourse with her(oral/anal/vaginal) at all, how can she lose her virginity?

 

[the_randomizer]

Yo mama's so dumb, she went to Bangkok to get a Tie Fighter!

 

[guitarheroknight]

Yo mama is so fat she wakes up in sections.