Yo Mama Jokes

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  1. GhostLatte
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    Let's roast each other ;)

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  2. GhostLatte
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    VinsCool, yo mama is like a doorknob because everybody gets a turn on her.
     
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  3. Lemmy Koopa

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    Your mother has children.
     
  4. GhostLatte
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    So does yours.
     
  5. migles

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    your mother is not a virgin.
     
  6. GhostLatte
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  7. Dartz150

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    Yo Mama is my waifu
     
  8. GhostLatte
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    Yo Mama is so stupid she went to the Apple Store to buy a Big Mac.
     
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    Yo Mama is so stupid she went to McDonald's to buy an iPhone.
     
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  11. Dartz150

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    Funny were the screams of your mom last night.
     
  12. GhostLatte
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    Your mom's screams were even better :creep:
     
  13. go-vegan

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    no mother deserve this
     
  14. Smellyfinger

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    Your momma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
     
  15. 2Hack

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    Actually, when weegee penetrates, it does not tear the hymen. So essentially, she may remain a virgin.

    Also, if you just dribble the man-juice in, it won't be required to penetrate. That way, she may remain a Virgin.
     
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    are you an expert on moms?
     
  17. GhostLatte
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    There are multiple definitions of losing virginity.
     
  18. 2Hack

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    Ya, I studied your mom inside and out. 5/10 she wasn't even good. Would do it again to spite you tho :creep:
    Yes, but the point is, if she doesn't even have any form of sexual intercourse with her(oral/anal/vaginal) at all, how can she lose her virginity?
     
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  19. the_randomizer

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    Yo mama's so dumb, she went to Bangkok to get a Tie Fighter!
     
  20. guitarheroknight

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    Yo mama is so fat she wakes up in sections.
     
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